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| WEEK THREE: Day Sixteen: 15th June 2002. It's challenge time as the ghost of last week still lingers. This week BB has set the housemates a taste challenge - they have to correctly identifiy eight out of ten sandwiches from the college canteen. Each housemate may take a bite out of each sandwich and the final decision as to what it is must be decided by the group. Sandwich 1: Tuna - 'It tastes like cat food', exclaimed Laura. 'Mmm, not too bad, It's a bit fishy. I love canteen food - shame its not one of my hot lunch days!', said Julie. Group guess: Tuna = correct. Sandwich 2: Salmon - 'Not too sure, tastes a bit like a fillet of fish from Mc D's', guessed Karl. Group guess: Salmon = correct. Sandwich 3: Squirrel - 'Oh, this is nice - I bet it's something exotic like kangaroo', claimed Ashok. 'More like chicken, but its a dark meat', piped out Lisa. Group guess: Dog = incorrect. Sandwich 4: Cheese - 'Smells like feet', exclaimed Jenny W. Group guess: Four cheese with cress and fresh thousand island sauce = incorrect. Sandwich 5: Cucumber and Ham - 'I'm sure this is just cucumber', said Matt. 'There's some meat there, I can smell it!', added Mark W. Group guess: Cucumber and Ham = correct. Sandwich 6: Pickle and Egg - 'A bit like something you'd order at the Junction', Jenni K cautiously said. Group guess: Egg and Pickle = correct. Sandwich 7: Prawn - 'I bit salty', said Mark K. 'No, it is!', added Lisa. Group guess: Sea salt, like the crisps! = incorrect. Sandwich 8: Spring lamb, with mushroom sauce and gourmet dressing - 'Yuck!', said Tom as he spat it out, 'What crap is this! Bloody canteen food!'. Group guess: Rat = incorrect. Sandwich 9: Chicken - 'Why does everything taste like chicken, and we haevn't called anything chicken yet?', pointed out Alex. Group guess: Chicken = correct. Sandwich 10: Bread and butter - 'Erm, it's empty', said Matt. 'No change there then!', everyone said in unison. Group guess: Anything = incorrect. The group got five out of ten correct, they needed eight at least. Having lost this weeks challenge and the right to breathable air in the house Jenny W slowly begun to turn mad. Having already popped into BB earlier this was the final straw, 'I need to breath!, Just pump in some London air! I need my hydrocarbons!', she screamed. BB told Jenny to calm down and gave her some advise to try and breath in some air from the BB garden. 'It's too clean', exclaimed a stressed Jenny W. Is she sure its clean?, BB isn't! Jenny W said she would leave it another day and get back to BB. Day Eighteen: 17th June 2002. WALKED: JENNY W (12th at time of walking). Today at 2pm, Jenny W became the first person in Big Brova history to walk from the BB house. She had decided earlier this morning to leave when talking to BB. BB has refused to provide Jenny W with London air let alone the clean mountain air she was used to from camping. Stressed with BB Jenny W yelled, 'Your all poo-heads, I want to leave!'. And she did. Saying farewell to everyone, Jenny W would be missed. She left the house gasping for air, and carried on gasping when the polluted London air hit her. 'Off to Pourtsmouth for a weeks recovery', was Jenny W's last words. Day Twenty: 19th June 2002. NOMINATED: ALEX ASHOK KARL MARK K This weeks nominations were slightly over-shadowed by Jenny W's exit. However, this weeks nominations were able to create a Big Brova first - an all male nomination! Rocked by evictions of Jenny C and Sian, aswell as Jenny W's walk, the girls decided they needed safety in numbers and voted for all the blokes! The boys, unaware of this evil plot just voted for who they were getting annoyed with - which did feature a few girls, but not enough. Ashok seemed happy with his nomination, 'I need to return my book's or they'll tax my �100!', he said worried. Alex and Mark K were quite philosophical, 'Well, I'm surprised Tom (the St. Doms security <cough> gaurd) hasn't kicked me out yet', claimed Alex. '...and I'm surprised we have'nt been suspended for being seen with you!', said Karl. 'Well, the only reason to explain that would be if we were locked in here and know-one knew, and we're all slowly going mad not realising it...', said Mark K sarcastically. A worried silence followed. Day Twentytwo : 21st June 2002. EVICTED: MARK K (11th at time of eviction). Mark K's time had come, and for the first time a boy leaves the Big Brova house. 'Just as well', he said, 'Someone needs to sort out Greece!'. He said a tearful farewell to Jenni K, which uped the viewing figures to three instead of two receptionists looking through security monitors. 'I can re-grow my beer-belly now for summer!', he told the group in a gasp of joy. Big Brova called Mark W to the diary room, 'So what about Mark K will you miss the most?', 'Probably the sides-burns', replied Mark W. Surely they count as a seperate housemate? So off Mark went, his final words of wisdom, 'Don't take general studies - it's annoying', Matt and Karl seemed to agree. Mark walked out of the Big Brova house to be picked up, successfully, by a limo. Nice one. |
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