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| WEEK TWO: Day Nine: 8th June 2002. Today the housemates completed their second challenge. The challenge was a bizzare banzai stylie 'shoot-the-squirrel' game. All week the Big Brova garden apple tree has been plagued by mischievous squirrels, of course, the contestants need the tree to make cider. And they NEED cider. There are ten squirrels plauging the tree and the 13 housmates have one shot each - if they get rid of all ten squirrels they win their tree, and thus cider, back. Big Brova provided air guns and the contestants steped up to shoot... Ashok: Straight to the point the 'Baby in a squirrel' was dead. Sian: A bit shaky she rose to the challenge, all in the spirit of goodwill she claimed. Tom: 'Erm, I've had a bit of an acciden't'. As Tom shot and got the blighter a scream from Ashok and Laura stopped the celebrations. Poor Muffin the house pet squirrel had got in the way of the proceedings and took a hit! He was rushed to a vet and we will keep you updated with his progress... Julie: Strangely excited by the task Julies shot re-bounded and killed two squirrels - nice one! Matt: With just four squirrels left Matt didn't feel any pressure. Which is a good thing because he missed and hit a magpie instead. Laura was convinced it was a raptor. Alex: Forgetting the rules and thinking it was all just for fun Alex continued with the Magpie massacre. Squirrels 5, Magpies 4. Jenny W: Jenny W was too traumatised by the shooting of muffin and passed the chance to kill another one of the furry rats. Mark K: Mark was ready for blood! Having got his squirrel he then proceeded to the barbique... Laura: Sure she wasn't going to kill Muffin she aimed, she fired, she missed. Apparently she thought the apple tree was in the south of the garden near the bench, not at the north with the chicken coup. Mark W: Mark Watts wanted his cider. He was going to get it. Enough said. Squirrels dead: 7. Jenni K: All housemates have to get one squirrel to get the tree back. Jenni K opted to kill her quota claiming, 'I don't practice this down the courts for nothing'. Karl: He might have done better if he took his scream mask off. However, he shot the little bugger, apparrently the mask has radar guidence. Lisa: The pressure was on. She had to score for the group to win. Having practiced at home on her PS1, she was gonna get it! RESULT!: Squirrels dead: 10. The group didn't waste any time getting pissed on the cider they made from winning the tree back. However, emotion got to Laura and Ashok who ran into the diary room shouting, 'It's just inhumane... poor muffin!.. I want to leave! Will they go? Or will they realise in the morning they don't give a squirrels whisker. Squirrels have whiskers, don't they?... Day Thirteen: 12th June 2002. NOMINATED: ALEX JULIE LAURA LISA MATT SIAN TOM The housemates woke up late this morning, or afternoon as it was 2pm! Not that they could tell because there is no sunlight in TS1! Many a revelry and jovial activity was had last night after the 'fruits' of their activity on Saturday had been handed to them from Big Brova. Big Brova had to call a rather subdued Mark W into the diary room to tell him, Tom and Jenni K to stop fiddling around together in the bathroom. No, none of that!, well, not yet anyway... They had been using toilet cleaner to make their own brand of Ukrainian vodka called 'Stanislavskiov Vodka', for them apparently cider is not enough. Due to the frustration of the males in the house, well, actually the women were worse!, Big Brova gave the housemates access to the internet. Not to look at dodgy JPEG�S, but to revise for the coming 1,001 exams set by BB's very own examiner Mr Jenkins. However, these facilities were soon taken away because a mad oriental woman informed BB they had run out of print credit. Aswell as this a 30 year old rude girl rang up BB's office to say, 'Do you want to log off now?, look at me when I'm talking to you'. We can't your on the phone! The housemates were devastated these privileges were taken away. After all this exasperation BB called the housemates in to make their nominations. This week both Julie and Laura were nominated, everyone is still unclear as to wether raptors have wings or not. Lisa and Sian were nominated for annoying housemates after fighting over who makes the best fairy; after Alex, Matt and Tom all claimed that they made the best fairies they were nominated for, according to Laura, 'In-appropriate male humour'. Day Fifteen: 14th June 2002. EVICTED: SIAN (13th at time of eviction). It was always going to be a tough one. The public deciding to keep Laura and Julie in to see if they end up going mad, or driving the group mad over blooming raptors! There was 1% in it as Sian got her marching orders. She seemed to take the news well, but she had been drinking a few vodka shots - and that dodgy stuff made from toilet cleaner at that! Sian claimed, 'Well, I'll sit by the bed-side of muffin and make sure he gets better'. She has not been told yet that he was infact unharmed, bit the vet and ran away towards Ealing common... Poor Sian, Benji the second. Oh well. 'Now what about my outfit?', she asked an unsure Jenni K. 'Well... It's just the wand and wings with the gucci dress...', Jenni piped out. 'What? Is it my wand? Or my wings? Which goes?', asked Sian, wanting to look her best for the exit. 'Oh keep them both, they suit you and we're used to seeing you in them', decided Jenny W, 'Mabey you'll get a part in a Clerasil make-up wipes advert dressed like that, you-know in from a club, wipe your face, fall asleep on your bed still wearing the wings...', suggested Julie. 'I can only hope, that's my lifes ambition!', sqeeked the exicted Siany-Sian. Sian dressed in her wings, wand and black dress combo left the house... Saying her goodbyes she wishpered to Jenny W, 'If you miss the Whit that much, come out and re-build it'... She then said her goodbyes to the boys, 'Remember, outside you can get the score, and sunlight, just leave if you have too...' One of the boys was missing the football more than the others but had coped so far... Finally she walked up to the steps and told Julie and Laura theres more to life than raptors and told Ashok, 'You can suspend stuff more freely from the ceiling in the outside world'... And with that she left. Big Brova was now fearing mass suicide (Well TS1 would look nicer with a red carpet...) or a mass walk-out, mabey Sian thinks she'll be lonely in the outside world? Concerned for the housemates mental health, well, more concerned than normal, BB called in housemates one-by-one to ask who wanted to stay... One -by-one housemates re-stated how much they want to win until someone told BB, 'Hi BB, I've been thinking and I want to leave'... But who was it? |