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| WEEK ONE: Day One: 31st May 2002. (In dodgy northernish accent) 'Day one in the Big Brova 'ouse'. All 14 contestants have just entered TS1 for the biggest event ever in St. Doms history - Big Brova. The girls went in first - Laura being the first to enter was surprised to find no raptors inside, she said to Julie as she entered ' Oh, erm, there�s no raptors, thats good, I have a phobia of flying dinosaurs', Laura confided. Only, of course, for Julie to reply, 'Oh Laura... Raptors don't have wings!'. Laura shunned Julie for the next 10 seconds! - tension already!? Next to enter was Sian wearing some fetching fairy wings and holding a wand - only to be a little miffed when Lisa entered wearing the same thing, Lisa could obviously still prove sister Claire wrong!... Last in was the three Jenny's - Jenny W, Jenny C and Jenni K, at least Julie could remember their names. Now the boys were to enter. First was (Harrow) republican Ashok - he quickly made himself known and suggested some new positions for the dining room chairs, '...possibly suspended from the ceiling', he said. Next in was Tom and Matt. Tom already feeling the pressure of no beer was far to over-excited at the site of a bottle of wine Jenny K bought in, Tom then dis-appearing with it into the bathroom. 'Did I just hear the cork pop or was that...' said Matt suggestively as Mark K entering interrupted. Mark K bounced down into the house his beer belly mistaken for Karl. Karl was next and couldn't wait to start arranging the shopping list, 'Mc D's everyone?!', he suggested. Next, Mark W graced the house with his presence - clutching a pillow he showed he was here to sleep through the summer as usual. The door was closed and they were locked in, when Sandy (The door operations manager for TS1) realised Alex hadn't entered. In last was Alex, wearing an Arsenal shirt it seemed to go down well until Ashok demanded why he didn't support Harrow Town. The party atmosphere spread all night as they all got pissed - Sian alarmingly quickly. The boys claiming their room and placing flatulent Karl and Mark K near the door. The girls were less bothered running into the bathroom to touch up their make-up and make sure their clothes were still on right. 'How do you think England will do on Sunday', asked Mark W, 'Do you think we'll be able to watch it?'. They will have to see if Big Brova will let them... The contestants have handed in their first shopping list, with �250 to spend, it read: Beer - �200 Basics - �40 Mc D's - �10. The first challenge will be Tomorrow, but what will they have to do? All contestants were allowed to bring in a luxury item: Laura: Song lyrics to 'Northern Angel'. Julie: Disney's colour-me-in book Holiday edition 1986. Jenny W: Camping equipment, 'To feel at home', she murmured. Mark K's word play on the 'camping equipment' went down well. With the blokes at least. Jenny K: A car jack for her boyfriend Mark K. Ahhhhhhhh. But Jenni, there�s going to be no limo's in the BB house! Lisa: A New-York 'rude-girl' ghetto top, something she'd usually wear around Harrow bus station. Sian: Her WH Smith dis-count card. 'With you lot around it's force of habit', she explained regretting her choice. Jenny C: She brought in several holiday brochures. 'Judging by our planning of Greece, we need to start now if we are to travel to Spain in 2005', she claimed. Matt: A video camera. Sian and Lisa were worried when he placed it in the girls room with night-vision on, 'Oh its nothing I'm not used to', said Julie - owner of Julies Go Go Girls, 'Did you see his last film on beds for Ikea?'. Surprisingly the others hadn't. Except Ashok. Mark W: He clutched his pillow on arrival and christened it with a five min nap. Karl: Certain to give up Mc D's he couldn't think of having anything better in the house with him - a leaflet advertising Burger King. Alex: He decided that the best thing to bring was Nick his mate. Unfortunatly this wasn't allowed, so instead he brought in the works of Shakespeare. In Latin. Laura was very pleased. Ashok: He opted to bring in a flee-ridden fake fur coat claiming, 'It was Sheeraz's!'. Tom was not impressed when Ashok asked him to model it. Tom: Surprised that himself didn't class as a luxury item he brought in Gertrud. Yes she is a blow up doll. Mark K: He came in still clutching his ticket for A&E at Northwick park, number 234, 567, 897. 'Should be seen by September!, he was heard saying to himself traumatised in a corner. What will happen over the next few weeks!? Challenges: Saturday. Nominations: Wednesday. Shopping List: Thursday. Evictions: Friday. |