Monthly Review - July 2002.

No more hell! College is over! Woopee! Only summer now to look forward too! There's of course Greece 2002, and trips all over for others including America, Germany and France, plus of course, some peeps doing their D of E hiking here, there and everywhere! I think everyone should send in postcards and the funniest can win a prize. Probably a lemon or something. Speaking of lemons, will we visit 'the hairy lemon' in Greece!? (see what I did there with the 'lemon'...) apparently it does the best Suday lunches! All will be revealed in time...
The summer months will be packed with many a physical activity from scuba diving to jet skiing, and climbing over walls... from the Big Brova house that is! Yes, much excitement!, as two contestants are to escape from the Big Brova compound... but who?... Nana has also entered, bringing a new face to the line up. Shame the new face wasn't covered up... I'm joking, you know that! Big Brova will, of course, have a winner next month!
The world cup sweep is over with Jenny W winning, Tom got a good third, but not with Argentina, with Turkey! No more cries of 'it was fixed' directed at our draw commitee, please.
Not long now, then, until we're all off to Uni, gap years, the unknown and St. Dom's again! Results are on the way, but enough of that, and if it all goes wrong you can try Harrowian studies!
This months postbag has been far from full, the people preferring to view their opinions publically on the notice board. We did get an e-mail from Laura claiming she had proof for the existance of the winged raptor. Hmmmm, there will be a report published shortly on this matter, perhaps a group outing to the Natural History Museum!... mabey not. Though there are plans for the London Eye.
On the notice board then... 'Ms Kirkpatrick, OCR/Edexcel/AQA Representative' posts, 'Following your insensitive comments re my colleague Mr Jenkins and his subsequent breakdown, I am now at the forefront of this attempt to save your A level grades. Mobilize your armies. This means war'. Ms Kirkpatrick has been identified, Sian, but the identity of Mr Jenkins remains a mystery.
Torrance (aka Julie and Lisa) writes, 'Hi, Matt's crew, I think your site is fantastic, I love big brother and I think all the girls are stunning', Torrance (aka Matt) then writes, 'Sorry i was blinded by the stunning graphics and do not like the girls'. A fascinating interlude in our lives I'm sure.
We have our first stalker! Sophie Hallingway, 'Hi crew! Just to say please feel free to e-mail me. i would love anyone from this site to e-mail me and i will definately write back!'. That name sounds familliar, wasn't she in BB 3 UK?
We also have a delightful message from Bob who writes, 'MY NAME IS BOB CHRCLOVIC AND I LIVE IN LONDON TOO, I LIKE BB TOO I DON'T GET OUT MUCH AND MY ONLY OTHER HOBBIES ARE SHARPENING MY AXES AND MELTING STUFF'. Who thinks Bob should be invited to Julies 18th!? What does
Ashok think? This is turning into a grass-up column, thank God were not being questioned by the Taliban. Or Mel. We also got a message from 'Big Daddy aka wot the f**K', somehow everyone knew it was Tom! I wonder why?...
We also have the completion of 'Fear and Misery in TS1'! Starring, the drama massive, 'Bringing da arts to da ghetto, and da theatre to da hood!'. I can't belive thats all now officially, 'back in the day'.
Much more of this sort of thing to come next month, you'll be glad to know.
Keep it real. Spread the peace. Going out.

Matt.

QUOTE OF THE MONTH: "(In August) ...It's my 18th birthday!"
- Matt (With the barman who had just served him five feet away).

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