| The old git song! |
| My grandma, she is so old, Her skins falling off, cos she's growing mould, There was nothing coming from the left she said, One more mistake, and I'll end up dead. Grandma, you're a retard but I love you, Grandma, you're demented but I love you, Grandma, you're a retard but I need you, Grandma, you're demented but I love you. My grandpa, he is so old, He wears cardboard slippers just to keep out the cold, He smacks his head on doors alot, He tries to blame it on the pot. Grandpa, you're a munter but I love you, Grandpa, your smacked up but I love you, Grandpa, you're a munter but I need you, Grandpa, you're a smack-face but I love you, Yeah! I love it when you give me presents, And lots and lots of money. (X2) |
| Music by G. Slater Words by G. Slater and J. Slovak. |
| Note from The Middle Finger: We all love our Grandparents as they just always seem so much nicer than our parents, but they can be so retarded at times. This song was inspired by Jims Grandma, and Gregs Grandpa. |