| Kia Ora benifit! |
| (Spoken word) Nah joke, Kia ora, That's how it is! Mah names Wiramu Houia, I'm on the benifit, with 3 kids. More kids, more benifit, That's how it is! Lock 'em in the cupboard, Easy! Yi, ahh, I'm gonna play you a song, It's called Kia ora benifit.Yi. Righto. But first I gotta eat my fish 'n' chips. KIA ORA! Tahi, Rua, Tahi rua toru wha... (Sing) I like eating fish 'n' chips, I gotta bloody big benifit, I got three bloody usless kids, And one fat wife. Cruising down the free-way We're going to the Hawkes Bay, Gonna get some fish 'n' chips, For me and my whanau. Sing along to my wiata, Maybe we'll see a tanepha, Maybe it's by the river, Called Whuku-ta-ariana-anau |
| Music by J. Conner. Words by J. Crockett. Spoken word by J.Conner |
| Message from The Middle Finger: We made this one up while recording. |