| 3 Legged Mooses Can't Play Drums! |
| Music by J.Crockett, G.Slater, J.Conner Words By J.Conner, J.Slovak, J.Crockett, G.Slater |
| Running out of ways to skip!!! 3 Legged Mooses cannot play drums, Crap, I done stood on gum. Diarrea is like a bum in a gutter on a rainy day, Homosexuals are very gay. (Chorus) You suck, you suck, you suck, you suck, We suck, We suck, We suck, We suck! (X2) Your mums my dad, And that's very bad, Lick my peanuts cos I stood on gum. Ass (Ass) Ass (Ass) Ass (Ass) ASS (X2) You suck. Chorus... Hoes are good for makin' love, And cargo pants are out of style, And cargo pants are out of style. Stood on gum, Stood on gum, Stood on gum, Stood on gum, Stood on gum, Stood on gum. (Crap guitar solo goes here) Chorus... (Bass solo) Skippin' out of ways to prance! (To fill in another verse, take random lines from previous verses and sing them here) Chorus... Hoes are good for makin' love, And cargo pants are out of style. (Repeat at will) Homosexuals are very gay, Oh darn, I stood on gum. (Yet another crap solo rounds up the song) |
| Note from The Middle Finger: This song was our little way of mocking bands that replace singing with grumbling and call it hard out. The only thing that makes this song different from them, is that we for got to put anything about death, bleeding or hate into it. |