Season Humour
27th Dec 2002
TK Govinda Rao at Nada Inbam

Sangeeta Kalanidhi T.K Govinda Rao performed brilliantly (in place of Smt R Vedavalli) despite problems with his voice and a solitary instance of memory lapse while singing shrI kAntimatIm. After picking up the words from his sishya, he turned around and very cheerfully told the audience that it was quite some time since he had practised the kriti "romba kAlamAccu".

One other interruption was the constant loose contact in the wire of the electronic Shruti box that he was using. When this happened the second or third time he slowly rebuked his sishya saying "adai izhukkAdE sonnENA illiyA?" (I told you not to tug at it!)

At the end of the concert, SVK of Naada Inbam thanked Sri TKG for the wonderful concert and said that he would sing again (since this one was in place of Smt Vedavalli), in a couple of days and that Sri TKG could sing whatever kritis were dear to him. Immediately TKG remarked playfully "pOi sollarAr. En kiTTE Swati Tirunal Kriti maTTum pADa sOlli-yirundAr". ("He is fibbing. He told me to sing only Swati Tirunal Kritis")

As received from Gitanjali Venkataraman

 

A hairy tale

The space between rows in the Academy is none too broad even in the ground floor. On Saturday a lady with a pretty elaborate coiffure was seated in the first row during TV Sankaranarayanan's concert. One of Society's toasts sitting in the row behind got up to leave and being rather on the broader side had to perforce brush past the elaborate hairdo. With the result that her purse got entangled in the growth and no amount of pushing (lady 1) and pulling (lady 2) could help. The rest of society sat and watched even as a third, much bejewelled, matron got a grip on things and with one tug and a powerful heave, cut the two asunder. Lady 1 was poorer by a few locks, which Lady 2 will no doubt retain on her purse as a memento from a momentous occasion.

Academy Inauguration

At the Inauguration, TT Vasu referred to Smt Kalpakam Swaminathan as
Sri Kalpakkam Swaminathan. Was the presence of a "nuclear scientist" President the reason for this ?


Season Humour - Based on inputs from Prabha Raja

Tani Avartanam on stage?
Time for Poori Masala on the plate
In the Canteen by the gate

Tani Avartanam on stage?
Time to call, wave and hail
The friend sitting down the aisle

Tani Avartanam on stage?
Time for the long postponed comfort break
And also a sandwich and milk shake

Is it to the artistes a slight?
Who cares? I stand by my fundamental right.

Jaya TV Brochure

The Jaya TV brochure that introduces the artistes has some one liners to describe each one. Some of them could have been phrased in better English. Here are some samples:

U Shrinivas - With a small instrument of strings, he made this county(sic) proud.

Nithyashree Mahadevan - The branch from a "heritageous" music tree. By herself a history (will Nithyashree like being referred to as history?)

MS Gopalakrishnan and Narmadha - The authentic Parur style in two generation from the same family.

Aruna Sayeeram - The acclaim which she deserved long ago.

Sanjay at Jaya TV Margazhi Utsav

Question:
The introduction mentioned that you were a CA with a balanced sheet in music. How would you audit your own performance?

Answer: An auditor is satisfied if the assets and the liabilities tally out in the end. Same here.


Pitamaha’s Speech at KFA ( 6th Dec 2002 )

At the Kartik Fine Arts inauguration, Semmangudi spoke for over 25 minutes, which by itself is remarkable for a man of his age. Given his penchant for public speaking, it was lapped up by the audience.

A single sample -

Varahur Muttuswami Iyer was a stock violinist for me in innumerable concerts. He, the mridangist Madras Venu Naicker and I were a standard trio. In my days there were only four people who liberally smeared their forehead with Vibhuti. One was myself, the second Muttuswami Iyer, the third T Sadasivam, the husband of MS and the fourth (long pause) .. KB Sundarambal.

Sriram.V






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