| There were once a sperm named "Stanley" who lived in a famous actor. Stanley was a very determined sperm whom he would do push-ups, sit-ups, and limber himself up while all the other lazy sperm lay around doing nothing. One day, one of the sperms questioned Stanley, "Why are you working yourself a sweat?" Stanley replied, " Look buddy, when the time comes I want to be the very first to impregnate that woman. There is ONLY one chance and that's going to be me." Then one steamy night, the sperm felt hot, hotter, and they knew their time was about to come....suddenly they felt a powerful rush. Sure enough, once they were released, Stanley was indeed swimming with all of his might way ahead of the pack. However, abruptly, Stanley made a complete stop, turned the opposite direction, and trying his best to swim back with all of his might. "GO BACK GO BACK! It's A BLOWJOB!!!!!" There were women waiting in a doctor's office. They started talking and one women said, "I'm going to have a girl because I was on the bottom last time and I had a girl. I was on the bottom again this time so I'm going to have another girl." One of the other ladies said, "I'm going to have a boy, I was on the top." The last lady started to cry. The two other ladies asked, "Why are you crying?" She replied, "I'm going to have puppies!!!" A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie." The blonde stops, looks up, and says where? How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they usually screw in cars. How do you know when a blonde is going to say something stupid? She opens her mouth! What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it. Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mum. |
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