PICUPLINES

1. As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
2. Didn't I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school?
3. Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
4. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
5. Do you have any Irish in you? (if no�) Would you like some? (if yes�) Want some more?
6. Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?
7. Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
8. Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?
9. Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
10. Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
11. Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us.
12. Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
13. Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
14. For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
15. Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
16. Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
17. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
18. Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
19. Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
20. Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
21. Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart."
22. I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
23. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
24. I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
25. If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"
26. If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
27. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
28. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
29. Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
30. I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.