Mike, Matt and I were in a music class together. Fun times. We would have to go to the practice room to "practice". All three of us played clarinet. Three guitarists playin three clarinets. Wtf. We never really did. Matt attempted sometimes but failed. Matt just needs his marks. Anyways i would sit there turning the lights on and off, while playing a keyboard. I would play fight music(i invented it thank you) while matt and mike would go at it. I couldnt breathe from laughing so hard. As the lights went on and off, every new image was funnier than the last. Matt waddling around, pushing mike. Mike smiling and laughing of course, getting his ass kicked by matt, MATT! Neither know how to fight whatsoever so therefore it was hilarious. Matt would force mike into a corner then feel sorry for him and try to work. Thats usually when i stepped in and gave mike a couple shots to the body.
Whenever mike saw me, he would instantly smile. I never noticed until recently that he pointed out, I smile too. But really i'm just laughing at his face. I would instantly punch him when I saw him. It's like that was my greeting to him. "hey mike" punch. "whats up?" Punch punch. "hahaha ow stop your hurting me" double slap punch. Whenever I hit Mike, which was a lot, he would just laugh more. He's the only one I hit for some reason, maybe because the reaction is hilarious? I would hit him, he would laugh and try to get away. The odd occasion he would actually fight back, which was never, but I would get him back in line.
One time mike came to my garage, carrying his amp. It is by far the shittiest thing ever. He would plug it in, start playing, smiling, looking gay and all these horrible sounds are comin out. My ass makes better sounds than his amp. Sometimes I fantasized me bashing his amp over his head.
What was funny was when mike and me would make fun of matt, just another guy that makes fun of matt with me, so many countless others. Mike would do it funny though. He had this gay friendly kinda tone, but the insults were bad. He would insult matts intelligence, appearance anything but it was so funny. Mike would usually do it sitting beside me, because matt would be on the other side of me. Matt would be helpless, he couldnt get to mike. But if we were in the practice room, Matt would lay out mike like the socks he jerks into. Oops oh well.
One time in music I was choosing a weapon mortal kombat style, then my weapon stopped at two fingers. I was poking mike frantically when suddenly his eye moved into the way of my finger. His eye was messed up for a week lol.
Bottom line is that mikes a cool guy, I'd never replace him with another punching bag.