Matt gets insane sometimes. I've got attacked by matt the most, I wonder why? Example- One time I was making fun of matts dress shoes, it was stupid but everyone but matt was laughing. I was pointing out how matt had dress shoes on, even though all of us do, we wear uniforms at school. After about 10 minutes of walking back to school, making fun of matt, he instantly spins around and pushed me. I was not hurt in anyway but he was right pissed. Again, freakin hilarious. If matt gets mad it is so funny. Like another time, I was at joshe's house and matt was there. Josh picks up a box and gestures to throw it at matt whos playing drums. By the way matt is the worst drummer ever so maybe thats why josh wanted to throw it at him. Josh is like "should i throw it?" im like yeah. He throws it, nails matt right in the face. Im sitting down laughing my ass off, matts getting up to get josh. Josh is already gone then, unexpectedly, he attacks me! He has two drum sticks in the air doing this crazy dance thing pushing and punching me. I'm laughing and im yelling at him to stop but he wouldnt! So finally I realized he wasnt joking around, I kicked him off of me and put him into a headlock. I attack him back and say "had enough" Hes gasping for air and says NOPE and throws me over. Then we wrestled after that and I beat him up so he retired. After I asked "why did u go all out, and why did you attack me and not josh?" and he said it was my idea. He also said he wasn't going all out or else he would of attacked me with his drumsticks, but rest assured, he went all out. Josh comes down from laughing his ass off and gives us coke so matt and me dont gang up and kick joshes ass.
All of us, except matt, have an inside joke. It's hilarious because matt has no idea what we're talking about. It all began on Sunday afternoon. Josh, Matt, Me.Sitting down in matts house. Watching Metallica. Matt had 6 muffins on his table. The night before, I had 1. The day after, I had another one because I didnt want to eat some shit cereal. Then Josh went and got a muffins. Matt stared him down, then took the remainder of the muffins and hungrily scarfed them down. This is what I don't understand, why did josh seem like he didnt notice, because when matt ate those muffins, he made more noise than a pig when eating. He had his head shoved in his hands, destroying those muffins with his face. Im sitting there going "wtf?" and josh has that signature catfish look on him. His mouth is upside down with some peach fuzz mustache thing goin on and all in all, he looks like a catfish. Anyways back to matt. The next day at school I talked to Josh about it, hes all like "oh I didnt notice. When matt comes to my house I hide the food." That one incident led to Matts doom. All matt talks about is pedals and amps, and with mike thats all they did. I talked to them about it occasionly, but I am not possessed like them two. All they ever talked about was MARSHALL amps this and BOGNER amps that. So eventually I made up Bogner Muffins. I came online with that name and that matt blocked me. Mike and me would always say to him hey matt blah blah do you like muffins? One day Kory gave him a picture of a muffins, matt was angry. He just didnt get it. Another time I came back to school, with a muffin, and ofered it to matt. I saw his face turn red. As a result, to this day we talk about muffins. About 10 people know about the muffins, and I dont think matt knows yet lol. Whenever any of us see a muffin, we laugh. When we make up stories about matt, we talk about how he eats muffins all day. Example- Matt sits at home, playing guitar, playing with himself, and eating muffins all at the same time. Example-Matt sleeps on Muffins. Example-Lets throw muffins at matt then shawnster cuts in "but he'll just eat them! than eat us too!" Yup, the origin of the muffin.