Zaffino's a fag.
He always made us read books. All involving men of course. "Of mice and MEN" and "12 Angry MEN" Naturally he was obsessed with these books at the thought of men in them. Apparently Zaffino has a wife or something, but he's just covering up.
In our yearbook, his ambition in life was to be a DANCE CHOREOGRAPHER. In GYM, he forced us to take DANCE for like 3 months. All of us boys hated him, and called him gay on a regular basis. What kind of man goes out of his way to change the curiculum and teach dance instead of sports or dodgeball? What a faggot. He enjoyed every second of dancing to gay pop songs and ACHY BREAKY HEART. I swear if I find the guy who made that song I would kill him no questions asked.
My Friends and I made this tape for some project he wanted, of course it had to be acted out. We had to act out a scene in a book we read. So we make the tape, then after the class watches it, he takes the tape. I asked him if he would give it back- "Oh yeah on Monday for sure."......I never got the tape back. He probably still has it today and watches it every single day. And I think we all know what he does when he watches that tape. "Hmmm little boys" And he gets all pleased and satisfied.
I used to imagine Zaffino reading that gay book "Of Mice and Men" on the little kid playground. He would be completely naked, sitting on top of a 40 foot pole reading that book. The pole would be directly up his ass, just where he likes it. It would be the ultimate sexual pleasure for him, reading a book about men with stuff up his ass.
Another teacher I've had was Mr.Evans. He's probably the only cool teacher I've ever had. He has these thick square glasses and he looks like a duck. He's all nice, then all of a sudden if the class pisses him off he stands on a chair and barks at the kids. One time our class was in the gym. Some random gay kid, Joey Locke, got up and left the gym. For no reason just got up and left. Big mistake. Evans jolted up and was in hot pursuit of Joey. Evans has this soldier-like stride march that he does, putting his arms in front of him and walking with his elbows going all over. Ten seconds after Joey left Evans had his hand around Joey's throat dragging him back to his seat, barking at him to sit down and shut up. Mr. Evans, I salute.
Another teacher, Mr. Coulter. I called him coulter-head, horse-head, and various others. I made stories with some peepholes about him driving up the stairs inside the school, with his shitty car, trying to kill as many kids as possible. Coulter just wouldn't drive straight and kill dumb kids that wouldn't move, oh no, he would steer into everyones direction and try to kill as many as possible. Once he was done his mad rampage he would go to the top floor and drive out the window. In Gym class coulter made us do A's. A's are these jumping things that make you look like a fairy. When Coulter was in the car killing everyone, he would be doing A's.
"Oh my God! A student is trying to get away!"
Suddenly Coulter and Evans are in hot pursuit, Coulter dojng A's and Evans marching duck head face. Zaffino's in the corner naked reading of Mice and Men, "Ok guys hehe guyzzz heheh BOYS heh Im a freakin' FAGGOT guyz hehehehe oh Lenny you're my hero, And Lenny said to George duh blah blah blah of mice and men blah blah"
Moral of all this crap-Zaffino's gay.