Neil looks like an ape. He's a bit sluggish, he moves around slow. He's a funny guy, but behind this friendly creature known as neil lurks....neil?
It's monday. We all see Neil, and he has this huge red mark on his forehead. Everyone was wondering what it was, when asked, Neil didnt even know. Alright. So a few weeks go by. The mark is still there. Bitchell (Mitch) tells people he as cancer. Neil just smiles and nods, but deep down he was pissed. The next day Neil comes to school with a stitch on his forehead. I must of got there late because nobody was talking about this single stitch sticking out of his forehead. I'm like "Neil what the hells in your head" Neil- "FUCK YOU" and he gives me the finger. I talk to Tom about it and we have a good laugh, making fun of Neil. I tell josh about it and naturally he laugh his ass off. Wouldn't you find it a bit odd that theres a stitch sticking out of your head? It's been 4 or 5 months now. The stitch is gone, the red mark is reduced, but theres still a small red mark on his head.
On a freezing, shitty type of day, as usual in this damn place, we were walking to school from McDonalds. I suggested we hit Mitchell in the face with a couple of iceballs. The Fantastic four, Josh, Shawn, Matt and I, all hid behind a snow bank. We missed mitch completely so he ended up hiding with us to get neil of course. Neil is walking with tom when a couple snowballs smacked Neil in the face. Neil didnt know what hit him. I tackled him from behind, his face in the snow. If it wasn't for that decisive tackle, Neil wouldn't of got it so bad. He had numerous iceballs hit him in the head, while Tom provided the kicks to the body while Neil was on the ground. We went inside, Neils face completely red and snow still in his hair. Im pretty sure he was pissed. I sat next to him, laughing "hows it goin Neil?" Neil-" Who tackled me?" G-man "Uh i dunno....I think it was Josh"
Josh was sitting right next to me. Neil gets up, slowly waddles over to Josh and starts swinging his arms around trying to hit Josh. His face was expressionless and he looked like a robot. After he missed Josh completely, he turns to me and says "holy shit that was pathetic." And thus neil sits back down.
In Sciene class once neil told me he jerks off in the bathroom.
Neil told me once that he saw a movie where a girl was giving a guy head, and his cock got stuck in her tonsils or somethin like that. He said that tears were streaming down her face, makeup off of her eyes.
Neil narrates his own life. We're sitting there talking, he pipes up "I knew this day would come. As i sit here watching the guys, deep down, I think we all knew." G-man- "ok I'll narrate now. As we all sit here listening to neil, i think deep down we all knew that neil likes cock."
Neil smiles.
I was at mitches once and mitch called Neil gay. Neil's response "Haha yeah I am pretty gay..." Mitch- "Neil you're supposed to finish that!"
Neil never finished.