| Sean a.k.a Insane! a.k.a "Seen" | ||||
| I have this little weiner kid cousin called Sean. I call him Seen because thats how it's spelt. I also call him Insane because it is slightly similar to his name. Not really but it works. Insane Seen Sean is obsessed with certain things. Dragonball Z. Guns. Metal Gear Solid. Every time he's around me all he talks about is that crap. "OH a new metal gear is coming out!" "Oh my god that guy has an AK-47 oh my god that's so cool." "Hey can you play metal gear solid?" He asks me that all the time. What do I do? turn up the volume on my guitar and drown him out. Him and his friends play pretend together. They run around aimlessly making stupid noised and freaking out. They pretend their in the army with GUNS and they pretend to be dragonball Z characters. Insane spits a lot and just freaks out. He tries to mimic the sounds they make in Dragonball Z but he fails horribly. Example-He tries to make something blow up. What he does is wave his hands up in the air and makes this FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTT sound, while spit flies all over your face. When I play James bond with him I shoot him and kill him. When I pop around a corner he gets nervous in real life. I fire a shot and his whole body jolts as if he got hit in real life. Insane bought a sword, a real sword. A little kid with a sword. He doesn't like to take it out of his case though. Whenever I'm at Sean's house, he has all these Dragonball Z action figures standing perfectly on his cabinet. He has about 40 of them. If I touch one, he gets a little upset. "Come on put it back please." If you knock one down, just one, by accident, holy shit you better watch out. He freaks out and acts as if you killed his best friend. His best friends are those toys I guess. "UHHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING UHH! I HATE WHEN YOU DO THIS NOW I GOTTA SET IT BACK UP" and little Sean starts to cry. If you touch anything of his he gets all bitchy and stuff, which is why I do it. Seans a whiner. If he doesn't get what he wants, he pouts, gets angry, and cries all at the same time. "sorry sean, we cant buy you another sword or gun." "WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH" To summarize what Sean is in one word-Weiner. |
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