In grade 8 I went to this RKY camp with my class. What fun I say! Eric made it hilarious. We had to do various activities, such as rock climbing, swimming, kayaking and canoeing. And every single activity was hilarious with Eric there.
Activity One-Rock Climbing. "Alright kids, now it's simple. You put your foot on the rocks and climb. There are 3 guys holding you up and the rest of us are here. Nothing could possibly go wrong."
ERIC- "Uh i dunno guys, I dont think i should be doin this."
TEACHER- "GODDAMMIT ERIC CLIMB THE FREAKIN" WALL OR YOU"LL FAIL THE COURSE!"
ERIC- "Im afraid of heights guys! HUHHHH! OHHHH! AHH! At Canada's wonderland there were 10 men holding me up! And they dropped me 50 feet! On My head!"
EVERYONE- GODDAMIT ERIC PUSSY BABY WHIMP DUMBASS STUPID
Eric makes it two steps up the wall and has to go down. He can go no further. It took him 20 minutes to buckle up, and 3 minutes to go two steps than down. I could jump higher than he could climb. Meanwhile shawn had a broken arm and he made it to the top.
Actvity 2-Swimming
Everyones swimming around like fish, laughing and having a good time. Then theres eric on the shallow end, with a life jacket on. I dunno guys, I can't swim! I can only tread water! I sink like a rock!
Activity 3-Kayacking
"Alright kids, now that you have a feel for the kayak, lets play tag, kayak style! All we have to do is tag each other with our paddle." At this point eric is chopping away with his paddle, moving his fat ass as fast as he can away from everyone. He has this nervous tone in his voice "Heheheh guys im goin over here." O yes, by the way, theres a kid named shawn gray. He pretty dumb too, maybe even dumber than eric. He cant talk, all he does is mumble in his deep voice. He enjoys playing with his brother 5 years younger than him. If you call him gay, his only response is "no YOU gay!" and its funny cuz he says it EVERY time. Its like he thinks he got you, he thinks he has the ultimate comeback. Everyone who knows shawn gray knows that hes dumb and can only say "no YOU <whatever you said to him> ANYWAYS, he was off in the distance spinning around slowly on his kayak.
Activity 4-Canoeing
Well wouldnt ya know it. We pair up with people, and Eric is with Shawn Gray, of course. The two dumbest kids on a boat by themselves, If i was the instructor dude I would be callin the ambulance by now. We had to go down a long river. My boat was going natural speed, along with all the others. 50 feet behind us, Eric and Shawn. All we can hear is distant yelling and cussing. Once in awhile you woud hear "no YOU paddle!" when we got to wherever we went, to see this burnt down house, shawn and eric were beaming with glee. "Awright Sawn! weya in da lead!" (Erics accent)
It took us 30 seconds to pass them. They had some trouble turning around to go back. As we pass, we notice the boat is lop-sided, eric is on one side and shawn gray off the water in the boat on the other side.