There are two Ericas- The one with her friends, and the one without. The one without her friends is her basically waddling around aimlessly the house all day, not saying a word at all, never smiles, nothing. Just waddle and eat. It's like her mission is to waddle and eat.
Then theres the Erica WITH her friends. SHE NEVER SHUTS UP. All she talks about is JOSH this JOSH that HAHAHA and has this dumb annoying horse laugh that doesn't end for 10 minutes straight. All she does is LAUGH AND LAUGH about the dumbest things! I laugh at dumb things, but she takes it too far. We could all be sitting down in the garage jamming, then Erica and Stef (Cousin) barge in. Our fun is ruined. My sister looks at Matt, she bursts out laughing. Matt's just confused. Another example-she would sit there and laugh for 20 minutes until she finally explains what she's laughing about. After she explains, nobody finds it funny AT ALL. Then Erica would start laughing again, and no one laughs with her. She basically laughs by herself. What a loser.
I make fun, put down, insult, and make my sister mad. Every time she waddles by I would say "Look at this Dumb Fatso, Fall through the floor!" In a sing song sort of manner. I also call her "Waddling Cow" Some other namers I call Dumb Fatso- "Idiot", "Tub-a-lard","'Tub-a-lard-dumb-fatso" ,"Freakin' Fat" and many others. You could also tie together idiot with dumb fatso, or dumb fatso waddle cow. There are many combinations when used correctly. The possibilities are endless. I also tell her to lose some weight on a daily basis.
After about 50 insults, she gets mad. And I mean mad. If her friends, or my friends are around, she usually doesn't do anything If I bug her. But if we're alone, holy shit. Fatso turns into Super Fatso Psycho Fat! She goes INSANE! And she always tries to do it when I least expect it. Example -"Look at this dumb fatso fall through the floor" then she would pretend to walk away then body slam me. Already she has the upper hand. Then she would repeatedly strike downward blows on top of my head. She clenches her fists, grits her teeth and punches DOWNWARDS, not using the knuckles but the soft bottom part. If she wasn't so stupid she would punch with her knuckles but nope. All the while shes attacking me shes crying and screaming I HATE YOU and im laughing my ass off. Then she headbuts and uses her weight against me, which makes me laugh even harder. After she's all tuckered out she retires into her room, probably to stuff her face into some cake.