| Crazy Busdriver | ||||
| In Grade 8 I had this old, dumb, crazy busdriver. Plus a buncha dumb little kids on the bus. He would drive around aimlessly, just waiting for his heart attack. EVERY SINGLE time we went around the corner, he would hit the curb. The whole bus would go off it and comes crashing down. All the little kids "AHHHH" and im shaking my head. Then the busdriver would take a handkerchief out and dab his forehead firmly and nervously. "Uh oh kids. Looks like theres a banana peel on the rode. Better pull over." 20 years later... "hmm that banana peels playing hardball. i'll show it by waiting here longer" "hey kids how ya doin back there?" Busdriver turns around and all the kids are skeletons. The busdriver then unbuckles his seat belt, grunts, and does a backflip and disapears. |
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