10 Stupid Monkeys

10 stupid monkeys playing with vines 
1 got strangled then there were 9

9 stupid monkeys sitting on a gate
1 fell off then there were 8

8 stupid monkeys playing with Kevin
Kevin got angry then there were 7

7 stupid monkeys playing with sticks
1 got whacked then there were 6

6 stupid monkeys playing with a hive
1 got stung then there were 5

5 stupid monkeys playing with a bear
1 heard it roar, and then there were 4

4 stupid monkeys all drinking tea
1 got burnt then there were 3

3 stupid monkeys all at the zoo
A gorilla got one then there were 2

2 stupid monkeys both eating buns
1 started choking then there was 1

1 stupid monkey playing with a gun
it got shot then there were none

No stupid monkeys, none at all, they all got killed, with no dignity at all.

By Matthew Heilbronn