Twenty-eight years ago, Herman James, a Tennessee Mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day of boot camp, the Army issued him a toothbrush.
That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of his teeth.
On his second day, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon, an Army barber sheared his head.
On his third day, he was issued a jock strap.
THEY ARE STILL LOOKING FOR HERMAN JAMES.