About Rudolph and his nose
But I'll tell you a Christmas tale
That never has been told.
Well, you may think you've heard it all
But you ain't heard nothing yet,
About that crazy Christmas
That The North Pole can't forget.
He had to call in sick
So he got on the horn to his cousin Leroy
Who lived out in the sticks
He said "Santa's really countin' on me
And I hate to pass the buck"
Leroy said "Hey, I'm on my way"
And he jumped in his pickup truck.
All the reindeer snickered and laughed.
They'd never seen a deer in overalls
And a John Deere tractor hat.
Well, Santa stepped in and said "Just calm down,
Cause we've all got a job to do
And like it or not, Leroy's in charge
And he's gonna be leadin' you."
Hooked to the front of the sleigh.
Deliverin' toys to all the good ole boys
And girls along the way.
He's just a down home, party-animal
Two-stepping across the sky.
He mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell
And made history that night.
Leroy had changed their tune.
He had'em scootin' a hoof on every single roof
By the light of the neon moon.
Santa wrapped his bag with a dixie-flag,
He was havin the time of his life.
And you could hear him call
"Merry Christmas ya'll
and to all of ya'll a good night"
Merry Christmas Ya'll