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*NEWS FLASH* I Ginsubear just shut up that damn announcer. What was his name? Oh yea it was (insert male name here). HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
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| *NEWS FLASH* beware there is a bear on the lose. She carries packs of sharp ginsu knifes in various places on her body each sharp enough to cut even the toughest metal. She lurks behind bushes concealing herself in the shadows just waiting to catch her next victim. So stay in today and lock your doors this bear is looking to join her idol of the Bobbit Girl Fan Club Lorena. The bear by herself is a frightening thing but the club together is a natural disaster. This bear loves her trophies so put on your best protection just in case. The thrill of the chase excites her and a man screaming NOOOOOOO!!!!!! wont stop her so HIDE HIDE HIDE!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! SHE IS HERE!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!! (BOOM!!! CRASH!!! SMACK!!! AHHHHHH!!! CHOP!!!) (silence........) *NEWS FLASH* I Ginsubear just shut up that damn announcer. What was his name? Oh yea it was (insert male name here). HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! |
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