| Quotes |
| "If this is torture, chain me to the wall" -that little dog on Oliver and Company |
| "Danny, Why Dont you come see the baby? He misses you. He has your eyes!" -Revey at the Bisons Game |
| "Are you too good for your home??!! GO HOME!" -some guy on Making of the Band |
| "Things we most want, bring us the most pain" -Ms. A |
| "Love is nothing but what it is used as" -Nick |
| "My chalupa, Bitch!!" -Angela |
| "Umm...flapjacks, is that what you're thinking? No? Well I guess I don't have ESPN then. -Al |
| "Lonliness and Cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix" -Guy on Simpsons |
| "Don't be sad because it's over, smile because it happened" |
| "Why is it that I have to climb a mountain to get you, and all you have to do is smile to get me?" |
| I went up the door and closed the stairs said my pajamas and put on my prayers turned off the bed and jumped in the light all because you kissed me goodnight |
| "My boyfriend had a bicentennial" - Buffy |
| "That's our next door neightbor, Jim. And that's his lover...Jim." -Kevin Spacey(Lester) in American Beauty |
| You best be backin up, Robin's egg blue is my color, bitch! -2ge+her |
| "And in my town, you can't drive naked" -Blink 182 |
| "I'm seeing this girl and she just might be out of her mind she got baggage and its all the motional kind she talks about closure and that validation bit I dont mean to be insensbut I really hate that shit. Oh Man she's got issues and I'm gonna pay," - The Offspring |
| I dont cry when my dog runs away I dont get angry at the bills I have to pay I dont get angry when my mom smokes pot, hits that bottle and goes right to the rock F*ckin and Fighting, it's all the same. To live with Louie's dog the only way to stay sane Let the lovin, Let the lovin come back to me ~Lovin is what I got~ -Sublime |
| "The "Bible" will save your little hides. If you don't know how to read it, you will have a big "D" on your forehead for 'DOOMED'" -Ms. H. talking about the Reference Tables. |
| "My Dad's Dead, we just killed Bambi, I'm out here getting my ass kicked, and everytime I'm driving on the road, I want to jerk the wheel into a God Damn bridge impartment" --Chris Farley in 'Tommy Boy' |
| Razors Pain You Rivers are Damp Acid Stains you Drugs Cause Cramp Guns Aren't lawful Nooses Give Gas Smells Aweful you might as well live -Dorothy Parker |
| "I'm a sociopath" "So am I" "No, You're a Dyke" -Girl, Interrupted |
| "Move Bitch!" -Reve to Bridget in BK. and this was WAY b4 the song came out |
| Are you saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball? - Major League |
| If you no help me now, I say F*ck you Jobu, I do it myself - Major League |
| "My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious." -Ferris Buller's Day Off |
| Safe-T-swim is an awesome program to drown your children. You can trust our pothead lifeguards with your children. They will bash your kid's face into the edge of the pool and then they will show them how to swim underwater by chaining then up. Also, by scraping your child's face along the bottom of the cement pool, it will increase his endurance. Our no-talent ass clown lifeguards don't care about your children, so join Safe-T-Swim and have your children corrected once and for all. We filter our high quality pool with lice, ticks, diarrhea, dirt and vinegar extract. |
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| "When you say U.S., do you mean America?" -Darren |
| The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in High School was my blood alcohol content. -Anonymous |
| "You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty." -Sacha Guitry |
| "He who knows how to flatter also knows how to slander." - Napoleon |
| When you were born, you were crying and everyone else around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one who is smiling, and everyone around you is crying. -Brian told me this when I asked him for a quote |
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