SILLY LITTLE PLAYS ON WORDS
Q: What should you give an elf who wants to be taller?
A: Elf raising flour.
A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. The barman looks at the creature and asks the man what he calls it.
"Tiny" replies the man.
"Why's that?" asks the bartender.
"Because he's my newt!"
THE Q: What soldiers smell of salt and pepper?A: Seasoned troopers
Two fisherman are out sailing when suddenly a hand appears in the sea.
"What's this?" asked the first fisherman, "It looks as if someone is drowning!"
"No," explained the second fisherman, "It's just a little wave."