01. If you have ever been in this conversation: �I don�t care if you love my son Nick or not girlie, you put Aaron down!�
02. Or if you�ve ever been in this conversation: �I understand that you would like to talk with my son girls, but are the handcuffs really necessary?�
03. If you ended up in court testifying that you don�t know how your neighbor�s, the one who dissed BSB, house caught on fire. And offer the idea �spontaneous combustion� to be helpful.
04. If you know a kid at school that looks like one of the BSB and insist on calling him by that name instead of his real one.
05. If you dress up your kid brother, the neighbor kid, or the kid you baby-sit like Aaron Carter.
06. If you have �I love...� and the name of your fav BSB written on your body right now.
07. If you have a pair of BSB boxers� and are wearing them right now.
08. If your local deejay knows you by your voice, and plays your fav BSB song without even having to ask what your request is.
09. If your room is covered with posters and it looks more like wallpaper.
10. If your parents now are insisting that you buy the scotch tape yourself.
11. If you are starting a letter writing campaign to the TV studios trying to get Brian�s Chihuahua Tyke to take over for the Taco Bell dog.
12. If you find yourself kissing all your posters goodnight, or just your fav ones.
13. If you ever find yourself explaining one of your pictures by saying something close to this �And this is Brian�s elbow!�
14. If your mother explains to your father which BSB you are going to marry.
15. If you find yourself having a deep discussion with your family or friends over which BSB is right for you.
16. If you go through several ink cartridges a week, and your parents are now insisting that you buy those too.
17. If you have asked one of them to marry you.
18. If you have ever tried to bribe a security guard, or hotel worker to meet them.
19. If you get caught in the "ET/Backstreet Boy Girlfriend Scandal."
20. If you find yourself drinking more and more milk from their milk mustache ad.
21. If you basically own any stock in any kind of Teen magazine.
22. If you threw your underwear or a condom up on stage or sent it to them in the mail.
23. If the 'Psychic Friends Network' will no longer take your call, refusing to answer the question if you will marry your fav BSB when you turn the legal age.
24. If you've been caught talking and/or gesturing to one of your many posters of them.
25. If your comp is so slow because your hard-drive is full of BSB songs, pics, and videos.