Now listen very carefully,
It's as simple as can be.
The place is pick-a-dilly,
The players, he and she.

She whispers, 'Will it hurt?',
'Of course not!', whispers he,
'It's a truly simple process,
Now just rely on me'.

'I don't know how to do it!',
She says with fearful eyes.
'It's getting rather painful.
It must be quite a size'.

'Now calm yourself, my darling',
His face behold in sin.
'Just open slightly wider,
So I can get it in'.

Then suddenly, with a startled jump
She gave a little shout,
Then just a little blood shed,
Then he pulled it out.

Now listen very carefully,
It's a dentist, as you will find!
It's not what you were thinking,
It's just your dirty mind.

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