| If you've ever watched a Hong Kong martial arts movie you'll find these pretty funny! We've certainly watched more than our fair share. :-) -I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way! -Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep. -Gun wounds again? -Same old rules: no eyes, no groin. -A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries. -Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken! -Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants. -Who gave you the nerve to get killed here? -Quiet or I'll blow your throat up. -You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken. -I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out! -You daring lousy guy. -Beat him out of recognizable shape! -I have been scared s**tless too much lately. -I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair! -Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected. -The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold? -How can you use my intestines as a gift? -This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert floor for your aunts to eat. -Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination. -Greetings, large person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person. |
| Subtitles from Actual Hong Kong Martial Arts films |
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