| There is a blonde on a plane to New York. She is sitting in the first class section, but her ticket says she should be in the economy. The flight attendant realizes the blondes mistake and ask's her politely to move. The blonde won't move. All she say's is "Im blonde, im beautiful, im going to New York." The flight attendant goes and tells all the other flight attendants. They all try and make the blonde move but she won't all she say's is "Im blonde, im beautiful, im going to New York." The flight attendants go and tell the pilot about the obonxious blonde. They tell him the only thing she say's, he puts the plain on auto-pilot and goes and whispers something into the blonde ear. Immediatley, she gets up and moves to her normal seat. Then the pilot goes back to fly the plane. The flight attendants are all very curious about how he got the blonde to move so quickly. They ask him and he say's "oh, it was easy. all I had to do was tell her that the first class section wasn't going to New York.......... |
