"I'm the calculator bandit!!"-Chad

Announcer: Drum Majors are you ready??
::Silence during salute::
"GO ANDY!!!!!"

"Go LeRoy!!!"

Hey Josh." -Brandon
*whaps him with pillow on the head*
"Josh."-Nick
*whaps him with pillow on the head*
"Here ya f*cker!"-Blake
*whaps him with pillow, pillow explodes all over band floor*
"That looks like Miracle Gro".-Nick

"WHO ATE MY CHEESE-NIPS!!!"-Chris.

"Think fast Chris!-Nick. (throws a roll of duct tape at chris)
*Chris rubs duct tape on his butt and throws it back*
"You better use charmin, buddy!"-Nick

"I used to have a tshirt that said, 'The more I drink, the better you look'."-Chase
"In some people's cases, you'd be more likely to die of alcohol posoining."-Jamie

*Chase playing loudly on his bass drum*
"Chase..Chase....CHASE!!."-Juday
*Chase throws sticks in the air* "I didn't do it!!"

"The only way to contact Juday, and get a hold of him is by email. Hes like Charlie off Charlie's Angels only without the little box and seductive voice."-Nick

"Keyboard percussionists are the only people I know that can take something hard and make it look hard."

Tiffany: "Oh James, you're so clever."
Jamie: "Ow. I just hit my head on the table."
Tiffany: "Err, maybe not QUITE so clever."
5 minutes later...
Jamie: "It's amazing how you misjudge those things."
Tiffany: "What, like DISTANCE?
Jamie: "Yes!"

Jamie: I speak truth
Nick: no, nick speaks truth
Nick: except when he speaks lies

*break after backwards marching*
"Soo..everybody's calves hurt?"-Nick
"Mine don't!!*-Brent
"*smile* Bass drums, back on the feild!!"-Nick
"Dude, learn how to lie."-Andy

"I got 15 high fives today! That means 15 people don't hate me!"-Chad
"Dude..you made me high-five you like 10 times..that means 5 people don't hate you. And there being 100+ people here, your odds sorta suck."-Jamie
"You know, I know what sucks more *points to Jamie*, but you're just going to give me pushups for it."

"Chase, quit pecking."-Greg.
"You know what, I'm tired of the bitchin...so I'll stop."-Chase

"85!"

(Last Year) "WHERE'S MICHELLE?!"

"Can I have some sticks here?!"-Jamie
"Yeah, but there's a 6 month waiting period."-Brandon

(band camp) "I'm going to fall so we can get a water break."-Chad
"Can you fall on cue Chad?" *points*
*Chad stares blankly*
"Obviously not."-Jamie
*Chad falls*

*Gotta love Chad's rhyming ability.*

"My name is Chad.
I can't play rolls for shit.
My diddles are bad.
I belong in the pit."

"Guys only think three things and they are: Drums, Cars, and Women. Not particulary in that order...okay, yeah it is."-Nick

"Turn me on."-BD (refering to Microphone thingy)
"Hey Sexy!"-Chad

(Can't mention any names...but 10 points if you know who it is... 20 points if you've seen the said person run and not gauged your eyes out)
"Camel toe...*ten minutes later*..Goat Hoof!"-Corey (Disney Trip)

"Drums, okay...I'm going to need you all to play at Level 3..."-Juday
*pause*
"What level do we play at tenors?!"-Juday
"*grumbles* Three..."-Tenors
"Very good."

"I don't want to be touched!"-Josh

"(clapping hands) THIS is your tempo!!"-Tilley
"Subject to change.."-Jamie

"Heya James!"-Brent
"DON'T. CALL. ME. JAMES!"-Jamie
"I'm sorry!"-Brent
"James, James, JAMMEEEESSS!"-Tiffany
"Die."-Jamie
*pause*
"James."-Tiffany
"Die twice."-Jamie.

"I think we have a drumline wannabe over here."-Tiffany (refering to a freshman clarinetist.)

"You really need to put some stuff on the funny page...theres nothing on there."-Chase
"I know! But whenever I have my camera with me, you guys are boring."-Jamie
"....Then just put it on that cubby over there, and eventually we'll forget its there, and BAM! Something interesting will happen..."-Chase
"Interesting meaning somebody mooning me?"-Jamie
"Possibly."-Chase
"Oh. Yeah, ok."

"One of the basses [tenors] busted another head today..."-Greg
"Geez, if I had a nickle everytime I heard that, I'd have.."-Jamie
"....10 nickles?"-Greg
"ALOT."-Jamie

"Go go gadget duct tape!"

"You fart, I spray."-Mrs. Reeves *holding a bottle of Glade* (concerning Greg and his self-inflated whoopie cushion.)

"Whats a band director if not a man without hair?"-Jamie

"I like diddles." -Drumline (Making fun of a former snare.)

"Damn its hot...Can we take off our pants?"- I think this was Chad....

Andy: "What'll it be chinky?"
Chase/Corey: "He said chinky get ur purse."

"Such a pleasure you could join us, boys."-Juday (concerning the little 15 minute group potty breaks some drummers like to take at practice).

"That was about as exciting as a salad bar!!"-Juday
"Thats..good, right?"-Band
"NO! I don't like salad."-Juday
"We can tell."-Band
"AH, its all good, just a little baby fat...OPENING SET!"-Juday

"Everybody check and see if you have your shoes with you."-Juday on the bus
"I know I have them! I can smell them from where I'm sitting!"-Andy

"Its called a lance...hello..."-Corey

"Scotty J....hey hey hey hey."-Chad

"Chase....you've got to be bipolar."-Rachel

"Are you going to eat that?"-Josh