The life and times of 3 modern day hero's
Gamble Davies:
Gamble is a man like any other dispite the beliefs of many. He lives in a cubic box made of foam in a creek somewhere between Seatle and Mount Magnet. He lives on a diet of nacho's and wrist watches which helps him gather the strength to summon money from the ground using a complex series of home made pyramids that only he understands. The money is used to fund huge gig's on foreign planets in domes, he claims that the gig's are a way of expressing his artistic temperament and the fact that such planets are uninhabited is irrelevant.
Grove Daniels:
Grove is a difficult man to discribe with words but we shall try anyway.Grove Daniels was hatched from an egg 6 years ago in the Nevada dessert in the U.S at the same location where 1000's of copies of E.T the extra-terrestrial for the Atari 2600 are rumoured to be burried. A fitting spawning for such an artist. His first artistic triumph was hurtling a pizza at the window of the art gallery of mexico and selling it for over six billion dollars to the national government of the grand country Czekczlyckvania. Now he enjoys feasting on the carcasses of roadkill soaked in tomato sauce whilst scratching his head with an elongated comb.
Fluke Lussell:
Fluke Lussell is the most mysterious of the group, where he came from nobody knows, when Gamble and Grove were asked they simultaneously started screaming uncontrollably and ran away very, very, very slowly. Fluke lives on a diet of water that he steals from those buckets at petrol stations people use to clean their windscreens, there are enough insects in this to provide him with all the protein and iron he requires. He also enjoys feeding on mobile phones which he steals from people while they are using them. He was reported to once dive head first off of an skyscraper towards the ground head first, he according to legend plunged at a great speed until he got one floor above ground where he abruptly haulted, turned upright and lowered himself to the floor slowly.
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