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THE TRUTH FRIENDS IS AN UGLY SHEEP |
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Never fear friends, your ever fearless comrade Gamble is here to show you the way. Tell you the truth about the great forfathers of a grand idea that is soon to shatter the shackles of the oppresive bourgeosie and the mighty proletariat. Poppa Karl and Uncle Joe had the right idea. Chuck in a dash of Lennin and Mao and we have the perfect mix for a Gibbon lovin fun fest. |
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On the 30th of June 1867, I was oppressed. It pains me to speak of it but I feel I must as it will benefit all of you. YES YOU!!!!! I was walking my Aardvark when Orlando Bloom asked me for change. I told him I was pov to which he remarked "Fuckin Prolly"! Refering to my lack of production capacity. PRICK! Sooooo. I stabbed him in the stomach and left him to die. Unfortunately he lives and haunts the screen with ghoulish acting designed to make me feel worse at my failed attempts to overthrough his life. I digress. Ronald McDonald is pretending to be the red leader. The founder of the communist party, when the real leader is indeed...... that guy Michael from Big Brother. His real mission as the insider in the house is to show the world that our "Big Brother" may seem harsh at times but will keep us alive always and provide us with everything we trully need. Any comments are to be directed to the guest book. |
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