"I do" says the man.
"Can I see him?"
"Of course, he's in the back room, come on through."
In the back room there's a little dog sitting on the floor.
"Are you a talking dog?" the guy asks.
"I am sir" replies the dog.
"Wow - that's amazing!!", cries the guy "what's your story?"
"Well, I realised I could talk from a young age." the dog says. "I became quite famous in the dog world. I went to the dog circus for a while. Then the Americans heard about me and I was recruited by the CIA to do some top secret work - behind enemy lines. As I got older they used me for trade negotiations. I'd sit in the room and listen in and then report back what I heard. Now I'm a bit older and I have a bitch and some puppies so I'm just taking it easy and enjoying my retirement."
"That's fantastic!" the guy says. So he goes to the owner and says "that dog is great, how much do you want for him?"
"Gimme 5 bucks" the owner says.
"5 bucks??? Are you mad?" cries the guy, "that's a talking dog!!!"
The owner replies "he's a lying bollox, he never did any of that shite."
