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PLAYER BIO - SIMON HOLLAND |
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FIRST NAME: Simon |
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LAST NAME: Holland |
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NICKNAME: DamnYou |
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DATE OF BIRTH: 26/11/82 |
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PLACE OF BIRTH : Subiaco, WA. |
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YEARS EXPERIENCE: 2 |
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HEIGHT: 6' 2" |
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WEIGHT: 80kg |
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POSITION: Spoons - Wide Receiver |
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JERSEY NUMBER: 35 |
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OCCUPATION: Illegitimate child maker/seller. |
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MARITAL STATUS: Swinger |
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FAVOURITE NFL TEAM: Pittsburgh Steelers |
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FAVOURITE NFL PLAYER: Jerome Bettis |
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FAVOURITE FOOD: Seafood |
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FAVOURITE DRINK: Vanilla Cowboy |
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FAVOURITE QUOTE: "Can I come to your Tupperware party?" |
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IN 5 YEARS I WILL MOST LIKELY BE: a washed out hobo. |
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LIFE STORY: |
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The young Simon was mistaken for a hatstand and kept in someone's dining room for 10 years. He eventually escaped to become a male gigolo - with little success. |
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