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PLAYER BIO - JOSH GOLDSMITH |
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FIRST NAME: Josh |
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LAST NAME: Goldsmith |
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NICKNAME: Moose |
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DATE OF BIRTH: 26/08/83 |
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PLACE OF BIRTH : Narrogin but from Wagin, thank God I'm a country boy (allright calm down - life story is at the bottom) |
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YEARS EXPERIENCE: 2 |
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HEIGHT: 6' 3" |
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WEIGHT: 110kg |
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POSITION: Tackle |
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JERSEY NUMBER: 59 |
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OCCUPATION: Student / Delivery boy |
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MARITAL STATUS: Nah too expensive to hire |
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FAVOURITE NFL TEAM: The Muddogs |
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FAVOURITE NFL PLAYER: The Waterboy |
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FAVOURITE FOOD: Yeah |
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FAVOURITE DRINK: Sounds good, anything cool and wet (you'd love Ireland then mate) |
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FAVOURITE QUOTE: "You got to know when to hold them, know when to fold them, know when to walk away and know when to run. You never count your money when you're sitting at the table. There'll be time enough for counting when the dealing's done." |
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IN 5 YEARS I WILL MOST LIKELY BE: Roaming wild and free in the Rockies with my own kind or hold up on some hole sinking piss. |
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LIFE STORY: |
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Moose was raised by bears for 12 years in Taronga Zoo. That explains his personal hygiene and difficulty with the English language. Usual conversation involves short grunts or snorts. But he now has the uncanny ability to lick his own testicles which may explain why he is so rarely down to practice. |
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