PLAYER BIO -  JORDAN PHILLIPS
FIRST NAME:  Jordan
LAST NAME:  Phillips
NICKNAME:  Candyman
DATE OF BIRTH:  6/4/82
PLACE OF BIRTH :  Rochester, New York
YEARS EXPERIENCE:  2
HEIGHT:  193cm / 6' 4"
WEIGHT:  78kg
POSITION:  Cornerback
JERSEY NUMBER:  35
OCCUPATION:  Actor, kitchen/counter hand
MARITAL STATUS:  Unmarried (but had a girl pen pal once - does that count?)
FAVOURITE NFL TEAM:  New England Patriots (With strong leanings to the Buffalo Bills and New York Giants.
FAVOURITE NFL PLAYER:  Drew Bledsoe
FAVOURITE FOOD:  Good old fashioned cooking, and lots of it too.
FAVOURITE DRINK:  Water
FAVOURITE QUOTE:  "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." - The Usual Suspects.
IN 5 YEARS I WILL MOST LIKELY BE:  Trying to convince Art to buy me a bigger helmet so I can fit it on over my massive 'fro.
LIFE STORY:
Jordan was once a little ball of clay.  But unlike Gumby he didn't stay that way.  After growing up in the depths of the Amazon and being raised by turtles he realised that he was called to something higher.  So began his life-long quest for spiritual enlightenment.  Fortunately it all made sense after receiving a vision - a result of eating some mighty fine chilli.  To this day he is convinced that God's voice sounds a lot like Johnny Cash's and although a big fan of all music many muse that deep down Jordan is a little bit crazy, no make that country.  Of course there is a country called Jordan, not to mention a river but that is off the point.

To summarise (finally - jeez!) although Jordan will keep trying all his life to attain to real Five Iron Frenzy unfortunately he will always be Short of The Mark but remains Enthused about Fish Fong and the OC (Supertones that is).  Punk it up, Rock on, Peace out and Bring it!!!
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