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PLAYER BIO - DWAYNE BAKER |
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FIRST NAME: Dwayne |
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LAST NAME: Baker |
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NICKNAME: Gorgeous George |
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DATE OF BIRTH: 20/2/78 |
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PLACE OF BIRTH : Taranaki, New Zealand |
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YEARS EXPERIENCE: 2 |
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HEIGHT: 5' 15" (or 6' 3" in old money) |
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WEIGHT: 90kg |
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POSITION: Linebacker |
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JERSEY NUMBER: 3 |
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OCCUPATION: Produce picker |
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MARITAL STATUS: Single |
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FAVOURITE NFL TEAM: Barnsley Mudwarriors |
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FAVOURITE NFL PLAYER: Ed 'Too Tall' Jones |
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FAVOURITE FOOD: Don't eat that much - ruins the figure you know |
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FAVOURITE DRINK: Spinach water |
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FAVOURITE QUOTE: "I'm not fat - it's just cake retention!" |
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IN 5 YEARS I WILL MOST LIKELY BE: Here. |
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LIFE STORY: |
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In 1985 Dwayne ran away from the circus to join a travelling accountancy firm. There he plied his trade and was declared 'Most likely to actually kiss a girl' in 1992. Since then his life has been one fashion mistake after another but his hair has stopped falling out so that's good. |
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