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PLAYER BIO - BRETT KRISTIANSEN |
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FIRST NAME: Brett |
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LAST NAME: Kristiansen |
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NICKNAME: TBD (we're waiting for him to do something embarrassing) |
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DATE OF BIRTH: 17/09/79 |
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PLACE OF BIRTH : Perth |
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YEARS EXPERIENCE: 2 |
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HEIGHT: 6'1 " |
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WEIGHT: 110kg |
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POSITION: Tackle |
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JERSEY NUMBER: 55 |
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OCCUPATION: Sales Estimator |
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MARITAL STATUS: Single (she keeps saying no) |
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FAVOURITE NFL TEAM: New York Giants |
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FAVOURITE NFL PLAYER: Joe Montana |
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FAVOURITE FOOD: Thai |
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FAVOURITE DRINK: Canadian Club & Dry |
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FAVOURITE QUOTE: "The inches we need are everywhere around us. They are in every break of the game, every minute, every second. On this team, we fight for that inch. On this team, we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when we add up all those inches, that's gonna make the difference between winning and losing! Between living and dying! I'll tell you this - in any fight, it's the guy who's willing to die who's gonna win that inch. And I know if I'm going to have any life anymore, it's because I'm still willing to fight and die for that inch. Because that's what living is! The 6 inches in front of your face..." |
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IN 5 YEARS I WILL MOST LIKELY BE: Walking with a limp |
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LIFE STORY: |
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Brett has been keeping a huge secret from us all....he's actually heir to the throne of New Glochenspiel (a small principality outside of San Marino). While not playing gridiron he is bathing in milk and eating grapes (lots of grapes). This explains why he likes wearing purple and kissing Dozer's ring! |
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