PLAYER BIO -  BRETT KRISTIANSEN
FIRST NAME:  Brett
LAST NAME:  Kristiansen
NICKNAME:  TBD (we're waiting for him to
do something embarrassing)
DATE OF BIRTH:  17/09/79
PLACE OF BIRTH :  Perth
YEARS EXPERIENCE:  2
HEIGHT:  6'1 "
WEIGHT:  110kg
POSITION:  Tackle
JERSEY NUMBER:  55
OCCUPATION:  Sales Estimator
MARITAL STATUS:  Single (she keeps saying no)
FAVOURITE NFL TEAM:  New York Giants
FAVOURITE NFL PLAYER:  Joe Montana
FAVOURITE FOOD:  Thai
FAVOURITE DRINK:  Canadian Club & Dry
FAVOURITE QUOTE:  "The inches we need are everywhere around us.  They are in every break of the game, every minute, every second.  On this team, we fight for that inch.  On this team, we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch.  We claw with our fingernails for that inch.  Because we know when we add up all those inches, that's gonna make the difference between winning and losing!  Between living and dying!  I'll tell you this - in any fight, it's the guy who's willing to die who's gonna win that inch.  And I know if I'm going to have any life anymore, it's because I'm still willing to fight and die for that inch.  Because that's what living is!  The 6 inches in front of your face..."
IN 5 YEARS I WILL MOST LIKELY BE:  Walking with a limp
LIFE STORY:
Brett has been keeping a huge secret from us all....he's actually heir to the throne of New Glochenspiel (a small principality outside of San Marino).  While not playing gridiron he is bathing in milk and eating grapes (lots of grapes).  This explains why he likes wearing purple and kissing Dozer's ring!
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