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PLAYER BIO - AGENT006 |
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CALLSIGN: Agent006 |
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NICKNAME: We're too scared of him to give him one. |
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DATE OF BIRTH: Classified |
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PLACE OF BIRTH : Classified |
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YEARS EXPERIENCE: 2 |
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HEIGHT: Average |
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WEIGHT: Average |
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POSITION: Defensive end / Tailback |
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JERSEY NUMBER: 6 |
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OCCUPATION: Highly classified - we think he's a travel agent |
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MARITAL STATUS: Married to the job |
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FAVOURITE NFL TEAM: The Kabul Raiders |
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FAVOURITE NFL PLAYER: O. Bin Liner |
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FAVOURITE FOOD: 2 chickens and a bag of rice |
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FAVOURITE DRINK: SASparrilla! |
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FAVOURITE QUOTE: "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." |
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IN 5 YEARS I WILL MOST LIKELY BE: Govenor of the 51st state |
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LIFE STORY: |
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Agent006 has a dark and murky background and none of us are sure of his history. But he plays like a maniac and that's all that matters. Opponents are transfixed by his 1,000 yard stare. |
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