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PLAYER BIO - AARON ALLINGHAM |
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FIRST NAME: Aaron |
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LAST NAME: Allingham |
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NICKNAME: - We don't like him enough to give him one. |
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DATE OF BIRTH: 2/3/82 |
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PLACE OF BIRTH : Perth, Australia |
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YEARS EXPERIENCE: 1 |
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HEIGHT: 5' 10" / 176cm |
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WEIGHT: 97kg |
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POSITION: Dodgy style (typo intended) / Running back |
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JERSEY NUMBER: 20 |
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OCCUPATION: Computer geek |
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MARITAL STATUS: Getting closer (but still married to my hand) |
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FAVOURITE NFL TEAM: Pittsburgh Steelers or whoever's winning (not the Steelers then) |
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FAVOURITE NFL PLAYER: Gordon Tallis (he must be the Seahawks punter or something) |
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FAVOURITE FOOD: Chicken Labouche |
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FAVOURITE DRINK: Chicken Labouche |
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FAVOURITE QUOTE: (In a slightly beefier Clint Eastwood style) "I'm Jacked up and good to go". (Well please go - don't let us stop you) |
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IN 5 YEARS I WILL MOST LIKELY BE: Aaron Allingham. A computer nerd that plays grid iron for the Giants and plays rugby for the roosters. Also keeps trying to lose weight off his legs but will never prevail. Still wishing that he was another foot taller. Still getting closer to that marital status. Still waiting for the Dockers to win a final. Still having no idea what the hell goes on on the grid iron field and still losing hair. (and still talking even though nobody's listening) |
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LIFE STORY: |
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Aaron was a brown paper bag salesman until the great bag crash of 82 when he was forced out. Since then he has enjoyed a solitary life with the pause button and his complete collection of Baywatch videos. Consequently Aaron has the biggest forearms on the team. |
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