"The Guitarist knows what he's doing" Ian Cottrell (4trac, Bandit, Diffiniad)
"GHR2???......ewww, (gog accent) is that something tw dw with HRT?? Hormon replacement tablets??" Gang Bangor BBC
"The Guitarist needs to tune his guitar" Geraint Lovegreen
"A young band full of energy, full of potential" Bethan Elfyn Radio 1 (talking about us honest!!!"
About Music
"We should shoot a hole throught the middle of that Westlife CD" - Huw 'The Roffe' Roffe
"It sounds like Alan in a Mosque" Huw 'The Roffe' Roffe again, commenting on the background music of a restaurant.
"The thing is, well, he's just a bit crap really." Some genius in the NME talking about Eminem
About the Members
"Rhys, your sister fights like a girl" - Cynyr Hedd Rhys
"You talk like an essay" - Jyoti Uphadyay to Huw
"Robin........enough of your sick-mindedness" - Nia Jones Welsh teacher, after Robn questioned the use of 'boncio' in a poem
"You have an unique sarcasm!!" Rozz (Canada trip) to Huw
By the Members
"El Che" - Rob and Huw on all that's good
"You f***in r*t*rd" - Huw on having his cake stolen
"Not that's I'm gay or anything, but he's not exacty ugly" - Rhys on Jyoti's boyfriend
About life
"If Bill Gates was gay, I'd marry him" - Owen Parry Lewis, winner of 'Capitalist of the year' 2001
"Fanny isn't easy on the tounge" Eirian Jones, in a state of complete obliviousness
"Oh, you're German! I'm sorry, I thought there was something wrong with you" - Basil Fwalty
"They say that words are worse than physical pain. However, they are wrong, as you will discover when I stick this toasting fork up your arse" - Edmund Blackadder
"I'm now off to my room to chop my head off with a blunt axe" Lord Blackadder
"The road to hell is paved with good intentions" - Karl Marx
"All band members are equal, but some are more equal than others" - George Orwell!!!???!!!
"Why does everything I do turn to shit?" "If I played a solo after Jools Holland, you WOULD hear the difference"
"This is a cymbal of my appreciation.CTS!!!"
"Give me a green D"
"Yeah, I've knocked the recording on it's
head" (aka, it didn't work) "Sorry boys, it's not in my job description"