singing

There is a certain knack to singing whilst you are in a bathroom. I have the knack down pat, so, in my boredom, I will share it with you.

Choosing the correct song to sing is half the battle. Often, people will choose songs that suit their vocal style and range. A BIG mistake.

Try singing songs you know the words to yet do not have the ability to sing. Songs by Celine Dion are a good example. None of us can reach the high notes, but we know the words and sound terrible when singing them.

Singing off key is vital when you are in a bathroom. The excellent acoustics in the bathroom make anything you sing sound really good to you, but outside the bathroom, you still sound horrible and you can really annoy those present and listening, something very enjoyable to do.

It is believed that singing could be the outlet of the soul, but if you�re a ghost, you have no soul anymore. I prefer to think of singing as a way to annoy those around you without having to chip your nails and break into a sweat.

If you become successful in your bathroom singing (which you won�t, because none of you are as good as me) it can be taken further. In the not too distant future, I plan to launch a singing career that will be amazing, wonderful and fabtabulous. I will become rich beyond everyone�s wildest dreams and Harry will want to marry me.

So, there you have it again. Myrtle�s words of wisdom glorified for all to see. I hope, as always that I have informed you well and that when you become a ghost, you can carry on my traditions. But don�t copy any of them, or I�ll sue the pants off you!

Ciao Bellas,

Myrtle
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