| Parry Hotter and The Parody To End all Parodies |
| Chapter Two |
| Next thing I knew I was outta that hospital and in France with my naked parents quicker than a jack rabbit being blasted out of a cannon on a hot July afternoon in the middle of August! And let me tell you, that was reaaaaaaaally hot, like sizzle sizzle, and reaaaaaaaaally fast! Like BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA-LAKA-BOOM! Then I looked across the street and I saw the scariest thing in my WHOLE entire LIFE! It looked like a normal fire hydrant...except it was...dum-dum-dummmm BLUE!!!!!! It was like the scariest thing ever! And right then and there I couldn't take it....I started crying like a baby! Only worse I was a BIG BABY! To take my mind off of this horrid moment, I turned to my parents and asked, "When am I to be at this 'school'?" �Today!" My 'mother' said cheerfully. "WHAT!?!? What do you mean TODAY!?! If you haven't noticed, I don't have any of my things that I need for this 'school'" That's when my parents took me school shopping. It was somewhere called 'Hippsdale' where I got the most unusual school supplies. Such as: 1. Black Cauldron (Roughly the size of my head) 2. A pair of 'magical' Tie Dye Scissors 3. All sorts of books on 'magic' 4. A ladybug named Fran (She's supposed to carry my mail but she's really small so I don't know how) Well that's most of my supplies...but you get the picture. After all my supplies were purchased, my parents dragged me all the way to the park (talk about lame). I was a little curious, so I asked "Why are we in the park, shouldn't I be on my way to this school of mine?" "You are going to your new school. Just be verrrrry verrrry secretive about it" said my 'father'. The talking ceased after this. We were walking, and walking, and walking, and walking, and walking, and walking, and walking, and walking, and walking, and walking, and walking.... 20 minutes later.......... And walking, and walking, until we reached the merry-go-round in the middle of the park. "Pardon my asking, but, WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!?" "This is how you get to school" said my 'mother' "Whoa dude! Is this like that commercial where the little girl is riding on the merry-go-round and all these skittles start falling and she get off and walks into the rainbow with the zebra!?" My parents just starred at my like I was crazy. "Umm yea, it�s exactly like that commercial." said my 'father'. "Now walk through the merry-go-round" my 'mother' said. "Pardon my French but WHAT KINDA SUCCA-FOOL DO YOU THINK I AM?" I yelled. "Just have faith Parry, have faith, faith, faith....." My 'mum' said. "Alright I'm going I'm going!" I was just about to charge at the merry-go-round when I hear... "Na-na-na-na-Hey-Hey-Hey-Goodbye, Na-na-na-na-Hey-Hey-Hey-Goodbye...." I looked back and my parents were sitting there, as naked as ever, with lighters in their hands, and they were swaying from side to side. "Uhh Hi" I said "WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU�RE DOIN BOY? RUN THROUGH THAT DANG MERRY-GO-ROUND WHILST YA CAN!" Yelled my 'dad'. "Peace Man" said my 'mum' Then I ran through the Merry-Go-Round. Then all of a sudden I was swimming in a big pool of Green Jelly stuff. That's when I noticed a girl with fairy wings yelling "Come on my minions, follow meeeeeeeeeeeee!" So I yelled to her "Yo, who are minions?" "Minions? What are you talking about?" "Well you just yelled 'Come on my minions, follow meeeeeeeee!� �Umm no I didn't" That's when she dove down into the green pool of jelly. I decided to follow her...whoever she was. But when we finally came out of the jelly, and I saw the really big castle, I knew my life was never going to be the same ever again. |