love

Visitors to my humble abode should know whom I love and who will eventually whisk me away to a fairy tale ending. But how can you sustain a relationship with someone when you are a ghost and he or she is mortal? How you ask can the good prince Harry worship and adore me when he can�t even touch me? Ahh, the life of a ghost.

Your charming personality alone is all that can keep your love by your side. Though to all other mortals I appear glum, solitary and an annoyance, to my Harry I kind, knowledgeable and helpful. I show him what I like to call the better side of my personality. Not that I don�t enjoy being an annoyance, it just doesn�t win you love.

When your surroundings do not suit the tastes of your love, you must get out and pay a visit to a new, more glamourous location. Say for instance, the Prefect�s Bathroom instead of my own. It is a much nicer place to chat and if all else fails at least it isn�t a girl�s bathroom like mine so Harry can take a bath in there! (Note to readers: Do not get ideas about perving on Harry whilst he is in the bath. That�s my idea!)

While most courting couples send each other flowers, candy and serenades of love, when you are a ghost this has no relevance. You cannot eat, have no appreciation of living things like plants and prefer music�s of a slightly different genre. It becomes important that you make your love aware of what you do like. If you don�t both lives can become very dull and your romance can quickly lose its spark.

In parting from you, I offer you a final piece of advice, especially to Hermione, Cho and Ginny. Keep your hands off my man! Harry will one day give me the kiss of life and I shan�t be forced to write guides to life anymore. I will have a life!

Ciao Bellas,

Myrtle
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