Revenge

We are all, in our own ways, heros who go through life unoticed. It may be because you are infact a ghost who lives in a toilet, or perhaps it's just because your peers don't like your glasses. Either way, we are heroes.

Every hero will have their enemy. One who will talk down to them, pay them out, torture them. The hero can either:
1. Slay their enemy or
2. Die trying.
Unfortunately for me, Olive Hornby got the better of me and so remained alive. Though there is another way to get back at your enemies, and being a ghost is the perfect way!

Revenge is sweet. It is in our nature to always want to be one up on somebody. Revenge is the best way to do this.

Now, if any of you don't fully understand my tale, I will quickly summarise it. Olive Hornby got me killed. I was hiding from her in my bathroom and then, BOOM! I was killed by that GIT Tom Riddle (well, not actually him, but his pet snakey thing). I made sure that I became a ghost so that I could forever stay in my bathroom and torture Olive.

Upon my death, no one was really concerned. Not the students anyway. Olive Hornby showed no remorse and just put it down to an unlucky accident. A load of codswallop.

Olive, as a girl, was particularly afraid of water. She hated swimming, canoing and even hated taking showers. (It was a well known fact that Olive Hornby STANK!). This is where I got my idea to haunt the bathroom. Olive, for some reason, always used my bathroom. Maybe she liked to gloat because I was killed there.

Anyway, I made it very difficult for Olive to use that bathroom. Everytime she went in there, she would slip on a puddle! Everytime she sat down on the loo, water would surge up underneath her and elevate her into the air! And when she washed her hands (if ever) the water would come out muddy! Stupid Olive though, never stopped going into my bathroom. Nor did the silly girl know that I was a ghost and was haunting the toilet.

Olive was so silly, that she wouldn't even tell the teachers what was happening. She thought that they might expell her because she couldn't use the toilet properly.

There you have it. The easiest way for revenge is to play off the weaknesses of your prey.

Until next time my friends,
Myrtle. xxxxx