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(Above:ARDIN AND TINY TIM BATTLE TO THE DEATH FOR THE LOVE OF PRINCESS DONNA,WHILE SHE REMEMBERS THAT SHE'S MISSED 'EASTENDERS')
A LONG TIME AGO,IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY
ON THE PLANET SWEDEN,
ARDIN SKYSPORTS
BATTLES AGAINST
THE EVIL
TINY TIM
WHO SPENDS MOST OF HIS TIME ON SPEC TYPING:
'MUWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH'
ALL OVER THE SHOP.
*YOU'LL CHEER! AS ARDIN SLICES OFF TINY TIM'S HELMET!!!(?)
*YOU'LL CRY! 'COS YOU'VE SPENT TEN QUID ON A TICKET TO WATCH THIS CRAP!!!!(^&*!)
*YOU'LL SAY "WTF WAS THAT?",AS ARDIN SAYS:"HOBALOBALOBALOB�0LOBULOBALOB",WHICH MEANS 'HI!' IN SWEDISH!!!!!
A STAR-STUDDED INTERNATIONAL CAST OF MEGASTARS..AND ANTHEA TURNER:
ARDIN SKYSPORTS - ROB ARDIN
TINY TIM - MAGPIE (UK)
PRINCESS DONNA - LORD BAZ
LANDO - ...ER...LANDO
YOGA - GHOST
OBI QUIET - VAMPIROS
R2-L2 - J4ce~TBT~
CCTV - Hugh Grant
CHEWBACCA - ANTHEA TURNER
CHEWFRONTA - VICTORIA BECKHAM
DUE TO BUDGET CONSTRAINTS,WE ARE UNABLE TO BRING YOU AN EXCERPT FROM THE FILM,BUT HERE'S A SOUND CLIP FROM THE BIG SPACE BATTLE SCENE:'WHOOOOSH!!PEEE-OW!PEEE-OW!!!KERRRRRRBANNNNNNGGGGGGG!WOOO WOOO!!!BRATATATATATAT!CCCCRUNCHHHH!'
EXCITING,EH READERS?I CAN WAIT TO SEE IT.JOIN THE QUEUE TODAY!!!
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