by Taitofan
Rated PG-13 for yaoi
Disclaimer- Nope, I still don't own it. Though it's still on my Christmas list. *wink*
Author's note- Hmm, I wasn't gonna multi-chap this, but I got new ideas, so this will continue until I'm out of them. This chapter takes place the very next day. And it's more deserving of it's rating than the first part. Remember that this is humor, so OOC is meant. Flames don't bother me, and CC is welcomed. Well, read, review and enjoy (again)! Finished 7-2-03
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*Within town*
Ryuzaki didn't like what he was about to do, but he knew it had to be done.
"Come on, it's just my bedroom, not a toxic waste dump!"
"Yeah, but- Ack!"
"See? That wasn't so bad, was it?"
"Jeez, no need to push... Oh my fruitcake, Haga! What the heck is that?"
*blink* "It's a moth."
"Flying in your room?!"
"Duh. Oh, and watch where you step. I let all my non-biting, stinging or poisonous bugs go free in my room. Just make sure you don't let them escape, or my parents will have a fit."
"... There's no way I'm making out with you in here."
*sigh* "Alright, then can we go to your place?"
"Yeah! Let's go far, far away from these creepy things!"
"Whatever you say dear."
"Good, let's go- Ahhhhhh! There's an ant on my shoe!"
"Oh for Kami's sake..."
Just how the insect-lover and a guy scared to death of the creepy-crawly things will ever be able to live together is beyond us, but we're sure they'll manage... Somehow.
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*Still within town*
Esper had been having a great dream involving maraschino cherries, tennis balls, and Kajiki when an annoying and persistent poking unfortunately awakened him.
"Oh Esper! Wakey-wakey!"
"Eh? Go 'way. Too early"
"Love, it's eleven o'clock. We need to continue your swimming lessons."
"Oh Kajiki, why? Couldn't we just stay home and make out?"
"... No."
*sigh* "Man... Wait. How'd you get in here anyways?"
"Your brothers let me in."
"Brats... Hey! You know what? My brothers don't know how to swim either! You should teach them too!"
"Hmm... You're right. When we're out to sea, we wouldn't want them drowning either. However, you have an ulterior motive, don't you?"
"Oh yes. If I'm going to be put through torture so are they."
"Smart plan. Cruel and evil, but smart."
"Oh trust me love, I know. I know."
Esper's brothers weren't thrilled, but between their torture and Kajiki's boxers, Esper was a lot happier then he'd let on...
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*Still -still- within town*
In a small apartment (with the curtains drawn so no one would accuse Keith of being a pedophile since no one really knew Ghost wasn't really his nephew) there was an interesting conversation going on.
"And you're sure that you're okay?"
"For the last time Keith, yes! It was just the first time I'd ever seen you naked, that's all. Actually, it was the first time I'd seen *anyone* naked..."
"Really?"
"Well, yeah. I'm still considered jailbait, remember? I *did* have that unfortunate experience of walking in on my parents when I was younger, but I try my hardest not to think about it."
"Hmm, I don't blame you. I'm sure I was much better to look at, right?" *wink*
*blush* "Definitely."
"Want a repeat performance?"
"What's it gonna cost me?"
"Oh, for someone as cute as you, not much. Just give me the same show and we'll call it even. Deal?"
*grin* "Deal."
Let's just say that what happened next was even *more* interesting than their conversation.
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Just another normal day with our not-so-normal couples that we love so much. Oh yeah, they rock and you know it. ^.~