by Taitofan
Rated PG-13 for yaoi
Disclaimer- Yeah, I wish I owned Yugioh, but I don't. There'd be much more of the following minor characters in this story if I did.
Author's note- I know that one of these guys is supposed to be dead, but pretend he isn't. Kay? Kay. Remember that this is humor, so OOC is meant. Flames don't bother me, and CC is welcomed. Well, read, review and enjoy! Finished 5-19-03
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*Somewhere in town*
"Ahhhh!"
"Ryuzaki... It's just a spider."
"It's a *huge* spider!"
"... You're thousands of times larger than it."
"It could bite me!"
"No, actually it couldn't. And even if it could, you'd never even know it."
"Gah! It's on you Haga! Squish it!"
"Ryuzaki, listen closely to me. I'm an insect duelist. Do you honestly think that a teeny-tiny spider bothers me?"
"No, I guess it wouldn't... But could you still squish it?"
*sigh* "There, I put it down, and there it goes. Happy?"
"I suppose. But what if it comes back and brings all of it's giant biting spider friends?"
"Oh jeez, don't be ridiculous! It- Hey, do you know what you need?"
"What?"
"This."
Haga than proceeded to kiss his lover until Ryuzaki completely forgot about the spider.
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*Still in town, near the ocean*
"Are you serious?"
"Why would I joke about something like that?"
"But really, you don't know how to *swim*?"
"I never needed to be taught."
"Well than, I'll just have to teach you."
"... Why?"
"When I can finally buy my boat and you come to live with me, what would happen if you fell over? I don't want you to die!"
"So you're saying that you want me to come live with you?"
*blush* "Well, yeah. If you want to of course."
"Kajiki... Of course I will! But... Do you really want to deal with all of my brothers?"
"If you come with them, then yes. Oh, and Esper?"
"Yeah?"
"I'm still gonna teach you how to swim."
"Darn..."
Then again, Esper didn't mind as much when Kajiki mentioned that they'd have to strip to their boxers to practice...
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*Elsewhere in town*
"You know what? I'm glad that I'm not in America anymore."
"Yeah..."
"And I'm even more glad that we found this apartment together."
"Yeah..."
"Are you even paying attention to me?"
"Yeah..."
"Can you say something other than 'yeah'?"
"Yeah..."
"Alright! What's wrong with you?!"
"... Keith, you're only wearing a towel..."
"Well, I *did* just get out of the shower... Oh! So, that explains your massive drooling and that nosebleed. I can fix this problem."
"...!" *thump*
"Oh! Ghost! Wake up! ... Maybe I shouldn't have dropped the towel..."
"..."
Keith spent the next five minutes trying to wake up his young lover who was out cold on the floor.
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These, my friends, are the normal things seen everyday in Domino City. Don't you wish the show focused on these guys more? Yeah, me too. ^.^