| The Greatest Walmart Adventure...EVER |
| Well, it was Ally's birfday, and there we sat at her house, bored. It was Ally, her bro Michael, Jim, Jordan, and of course myself. We sat in the kitchen pondering ideas on what to do. It was around 9-ish if i recall correctly. We forget whos idea it was, but the idea got thrown out that we should dress up in outfits and go to the new Supercenter Walmart in Harborcreek(home of the druggies, fyi north east has the north easies, ask if u dont understand). Our transportation was taken care of, Jordan has his license. We all spread out around the house and find costumes. Jim didnt put on a whole lot except for oversized police hat. Jordan had his fro at the time, so he twisted the ends of it into horns on his forhead and parted it in the back. He then put on a black witches cape that topped off his costume, now dats cool. Michael threw on a couple different outfits. His final transformation was his striped preppy shirt with a tie, kahki pants with the fly open, and a tiara, and well of course his greasy long hair. Ally put on her famous punk hat.. lol.. not really... but it was pimp. She then threw on some skeleton shirt thingy, she then slipped on michaels bomber jacket bought at steve and berrys. to top is all off, she wore all kinds of necklaces. Then there was me, I wore Michaels umm robe? I looked like a shepard with that thing on with the rope belt and my cross necklace. The picture is at the bottom for a better refrence. Mind you, it is quite a ways from halloween, it was the night of April 8th. After we were all done, we set off for Walmart. We wanted to be serious about this, so when we pulled up into the parking lot, we all told ourselves not to laugh. We stepped out of the car and walked in. Now, usually at Walmart there is that greeter who says hi to you. Oh there was one here, but this greeter didnt even say hi to us. We continued through the store to the toy department.OH MY GOD! It was hard to keep a straight face, we got some of the wierdest looks from everyone we passed. When we walked in some people yelled out, ITS NOT HALLOWEEN or something like that, ignorant people they were, wtf were they talking about? We walked down the aisles, people that were with people would poked their friend in the ribs to point us out. It was great to see people turn their heads to look at us. Ally and Me walked ahead of the rest of us, and to help eachother from laughing, we talked, I forget what we talked about. We got to the toy department, and what did we buy? A lightsaber of course!! What else is there to buy? On the way back I got caught up in the back, and it was really hard to keep at straight face from looking at Jordan, he was the funniest dressed person out of all of us. Well we went into self checkout and Jordan bought his lightsaber, we went to leave and the greeter didnt even say bye to us. We hopped into the car and drove away laughing. This is the best birfday present Ally will ever get. |
| In order starting with Ally - included is RaceWar names... Ally(Airhead), Eric(Commodore 64), Michael(Darth Mullet), Jim(Oreo Kanobi), Jordan(Fropac/Frodo). |
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