| Chapter 1 - Project: Age of Empires |
| "Delta Force come in" FROdo radioed to the new squad of 1337 soldiers headed by Commdore 64 and Darth Mullet in prepareness of the new threat, The Tangos. They are the reformed version The Pasties, headed by one of their former members Oreo Kanobi. Oreo Kanobi had turned rogue after he had enough of Darth Mullets racial epitaphs. ~Darth Mullet went back into time "We are the Street Knights sent back into time just to call you a honkey" "A Honkey?" "Honkey is a racial epitaph made famous by a guy named George Jefferson."~ Delta Force was given its final training mission before they were deemed ready for deployment. Newly reformed themselves Viva La Resistance now flies under the name The Revolution. Commodore 64 had nailed a 69 thesis to the HQ doors, which inturn did nothing, they just decided to change their name. The Revolution do not acknowledge the existence of Delta Force, not that anyone has asked. It had been 0600 hours ago since their mission briefing, and Delta Force still proceeded forth. Their mission? To safely navigate up Kilpatrick while avoiding being seen and no casulties and secure the yellow power ranger on the Stan Mobile. Laser intregrated paint markers have been brought in for use in Delta Force's training, the course name? MOUT Kilpatrick. Delta Force had appeared on the course, safely hidden behind the Sokolowski's bushes on the corner. Commodore held up his fist indicating the squad to hold up, he waved his hand down for his squad to crouch. He had broken Delta Force up into two squads, the other squad was headed by Darth Mullet. Commodore held out his pointer finger and pointed to the car on the other side of the road, Darth Mullet motioned for his squad to move out, in the crouching stance, they slowly advandced across the street. This is where their plan will take effect, the classic flank routine. Darth Mullet held two fingers out and pointed to two members of his 4 member squad to crawl across Eric's lawn and take up position behind the two trees seperating them from the wooden fence 50 feet to their right. His squad was to secure the backyard and advance through people's backyards. His advancing squadmembers turned around and helb up their pointer finger and swirled it around meaning it was ok for the other two to advance. Commodore 64 advanced slowly through the front yards on the right side of the street, he stopped at the bushes on the right side of the third house up. He spotted two infidels, he tapped his sniper and pointed in the enemys direction, the sniper dropped into the prone position and deployed the bipod on his rifle and steadied his breathing. The other three took up defensive position to protect their sniper and themselves from their six and twelve. Two shots zapped out and struck the opposers out, another shot from Darth Mullet's squad across the street dropped an opposer that was hidden behind the far side of the house Commodore's team was hidden behind. Both squads moved up slowly, Commodore's team crouched on the near side of Kurt's house, 6th house up. A beep sounded off in Commodore's headset, Commodore tapped the earpiece. "Tango in Autumns porch, over and out." Darth Mullet radioed. Darth Mullet providing fire support popped his barrel out of the pine tree located to their left across the street. Commodore primed a grenade and ran foward and tossed it on the porch, "FRAG OUT!" Commodore dove across the porch back to his squad. The frag sent the infidel out of the mission, Darth Mullet raised his sights and sent out one burst of shots at the bushes located at his four across the street, another opposer was out. "ENEMY FORCES ELIMINATED" The game was over, Delta had prevailed once again. "WTF" Darth Mullet said "Thats all you gave us?" FROdo appeared out of Autumns house, eye size computer monitor over his left eye and earpiece in his right ear "Those were the exiled troops who didnt make it into Delta, they are just as good as you are, just werent selected, meaning it was fair game, and you won easily. You are now ready. A little R&R has been prepared for you here, pool, cookout, trampoline, bball. And dont forget Dodgeball!...." Delta Force disengaged their equipment and joined in on the fun. While in a circle gossiping on war stories past, FROdo walked in with Pretty Ricky. "Delta Force, meet your transporter/pilot." FRO started "PRETTY RICKY!" Darth Mullet yelled out. "Since he joined up with our group, i pulled up his resume, and noticed he tamed the wild beast within White Thunder, and is game for transporting you guys." FROdo stated. Pretty Ricky was welcomed into the force with arms wide open, but the festivities were cut short when the air raid siren went off. "FUCK!" Commodore yelled out, the whole force jumped up. "Follow Pretty Ricky to the new outfitted White Thunder" FROdo said, and they all followed Pretty Ricky who slid across the hood and jumped into the drivers seat. White Thunder was outfitted to hold all the members of Delta Froce, with a mounted .50 ontop, sliding doors on both sides that folded out to become wings and left both sides open to resemble a blackhawk almost. and the back walls were outfitted with an array of weaponry. Commodore 64 called shotgun. The windows were all fitted to become monitors to brief the squad on missions and updates. Currently up, myspace pictures of an 8th grader Pretty Ricky was looking at. He exited out the screen when some annoying little kid ran up to his window, "Do you have room for me? I can sit on the floor inbetween seats" Parish said. "Look kid, Diddy is gonna host the 2005 VMA's, I suggest you run home and make a heart out of boogers." Darth Mullet said. And the kid turned around and ran home, White Thunder peeled out, nearly missing a parked car, but White Thunder's pilot was gifted with pure luck on close calls, close calls that never turn into fatal calls. The breifing appeared on the windows, war had finally been made official between The Revolution and The Tango. Commodore shook his head when he heard this, not another war... FROdo said "O SUCK IT UP PUSSY!" The fight between the two empires had begun with The Tango making the first move, while the breifing was going on White Thunder took off into the skies to flee the oncoming onslaught, their brief commanded them to drop onto Tops Woods and secure it in order for a new secret base to be made, and a retaliation to be planned, for Kilpatrick was lost due to The Revolution being caught with their pants down, when really Darth Mullet shanked Commodore 64. Project: Age of Empires had commenced. |