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| Chapter 7 - Lake Effect Snow |
| Commodore, Ally, and Fropac and their squads were running towards the hangar, when Fropac stoopped and told them to listen. "I can hear Oreo's punk ass shooting, lets play a trick on his gay ass and scare him." Fropac said. "Dude, we gots no time to waste, lets go." Commodore said eagerly. "No, what is a good way to scare a black person?" Fropac asked. Commodore answered, "Well we can always take him to an auction." .........wtf moment........ "I KNOW WE CAN GIVE HIM SOMETHING HARD TO DO!! WHAT IS THE HARDEST THING A BLACK PERSON HAS EVER TRIED TO ACCOMPLISH!?" Ally asked. "Well, I would have to say passing the first grade." Commodore answered. "That was cold.." Ally responded. "Okay since you guys obviously want to do something to Oreo, and since it seems he always has the answers to our questions, why dont you ask him a hard quesion?" Commodore said. "Okay like what?" Fropac and Ally said at the same time. "I dunno, ask him why blacks have big dicks." Commodore suggested. "That sounds like a damn good question, but wurr is he?" Ally said. Commodore pulled out his gun with his mounted scope and asked for total silence because he needed his concentration. "Why do you need concentration looking for Oreo?" Fropac asked. "Because the only time I really concentrate on a black man is when I am peering at him through my gun's scope." Commodore answered grinning when he finally found him. They all left to go meet up with Oreo who was on top of a house sniping The Pasties. Oreo greeted his squadmates "Oh hello my fellow homiez." "Oreo, why do blacks have big dicks?" Ally asked. Oreo asnwered "Well its simple, the white man had toys to play with when they were young." Oreo then asked "What is the flattest surface to iron on?" Commodore and Ally said at the same time "I dunno." "A white girl's ass!!!" Oreo said. "So so true" Fropac added. "Haha, the real reason why we came up here is to ask for your support while we raid the hangar to rescue 'WhiteHawk'" Commodore asked. "I sho will" Oreo answered. Reunited once again, all 4 of them left for the hangar. When approaching the hangar Commodore told his people along with the 3 other heroes to stay low and only shoot when necessary. All of a sudden shots rang out, they were under fire. "GET DOWN!!" Commodore yelled. Everyone dropped to their stomachs except Froac and Oreo, they got up and started to dance. Someone in Commodore's squad said "He said get down, which means drop to your stomach not get up and start dancing stupid niggar." "Shut the fuck up whitey" Fropac and Oreo said at the same time and shot the squadmember who said that in the head 9 times. Fropac and Oreo went into beserk mode, they pulled out gatlin guns out of no where and opened up on the hanger and the surrounding. It is safe to say that any Pasties who were at the hangar are now wishing they never joined up with the war. While shooting like two wild black men, Oreo shouted out "KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME!!" The rest of the squad including Commodore and Ally just stood back and watched in amazement, this was their first time witnessing two ravage black men. When they were done shooting, the rest of the squad moved up and secured the hangar. "As easy as robbing a thrift store." Oreo said "Only a black man would know" Commodore added. Fropac ordered Commodore's troops to form a perimeter around the hanger while Commodore ran final inspections on 'WhiteHawk'. Commodore walked up to 'WhiteHawk' running his fingers alongside the shiny white surface, he ran tests on the mini gun mounted in the front and checked the missle pods and how many bombs were loaded onboard. Commodore began to say "She is good to...." When he was cut off by the sergeant who was assigned to the perimeter outside who came barging in "SIR THE PASTIES ARE DROPPING SOLDIERS VIA AIR!!" Nobody in the hangar believed him, so they all ran outside. When they were outside they looked up and saw The Pasties were in fact dropping onto Old Maides via air. Fropac said with a gentle voice "Oh how lovely, its snowing." |